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Song Parodies -> "Eli Smells"
Original Song Title:
"Silver Bells"
Original Performer:
Crosby and Richards
Parody Song Title:
"Eli Smells"
Parody Written by:
Squire Malloy
The Lyrics
Go (away) Giants!
Eli smells, Eli smells
His stats are not very pretty
See him throw, oh God no!
The ball’s going back the wrong way
See the ball snap, watch his chin strap
As he’s smashed in the head
And a wounded duck flies to an Eagle
Redskins laughing, ‘cause he’s passing
Making corner backs smile
And from every opponent you’ll hear
Eli smells, Eli smells
His stats are not very pretty
See him throw, oh God no!
The ball’s going back the wrong way
The next pass play, ends a bad way
Just one more I-N-T
Fans boo and hiss their displeasure
Now he’s running, this is stunning
Like an 9 year old girl
He’s got 38 yards for the year
Eli Smells, Eli smells
His stats are not very pretty
Don’t you cry, he’ll get by
On 21 million this year
His stats are not very pretty
See him throw, oh God no!
The ball’s going back the wrong way
See the ball snap, watch his chin strap
As he’s smashed in the head
And a wounded duck flies to an Eagle
Redskins laughing, ‘cause he’s passing
Making corner backs smile
And from every opponent you’ll hear
Eli smells, Eli smells
His stats are not very pretty
See him throw, oh God no!
The ball’s going back the wrong way
The next pass play, ends a bad way
Just one more I-N-T
Fans boo and hiss their displeasure
Now he’s running, this is stunning
Like an 9 year old girl
He’s got 38 yards for the year
Eli Smells, Eli smells
His stats are not very pretty
Don’t you cry, he’ll get by
On 21 million this year
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How about you go away? I think it's a fair deal after all.
I can tolerate Eli Manning it's his brother Peyton I can't stand either way this was still good! 5's
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