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Song Parodies -> "Osama's Dead"
Original Song Title:
"Poor Judd Is Dead"
Original Performer:
Curly And Judd of 'Oklahoma!'
Parody Song Title:
"Osama's Dead"
Parody Written by:
Sarcastic Paranoid
The Lyrics
When Arafat the petty terrorist leader of the pseudo-state Palestine died, slimy journalists and every totalitarian scumbag the world over mourned his passing, thereby identifying themselves as deserving the same eternal fate he and every terrorist and terrorist-coddler is likely to get.
Osama's dead;
Bin Laden is dead!
All gather 'round his old rat hole and cry.
He's sealed in his stronghold,
And the ground is very cold;
Oh, could this happen to a nicer guy?
Osama's dead;
Bin Laden is dead!
He murdered three thousand in NYC. (NYC!)
Miss Sheehan and the rest
Have all gone off to attest
That Bush is somehow ten times worse than he.
"Then the imam gets up and he says: 'Brothers, we are gathered here to moan and groan over our brother Osama bin Laden who suffocated in a cave underground during an earthquake in Pakistan!'--and then there's some weeping and wailing--from some of his favorite billy boys--and then he says: 'Osama was the most misunderstood holy man on this planet. Those infidels used to say he was a mass murderer and he ought to burn in Hell and be raped for all eternity by 72 naughty tentacles of a hentai demon, but--'"
'Brothers who really know him
Know that beneath that big dirty robe he always wore,
He had a heart as big as Michael Moore's.' (As big as Michael Moore's!)
'Laden loved that portly man!' (He loved that portly man!)
"'He loved that Barbara Boxer and Nancy Pelosi. He loved Chirac and Kerry and Kennedy, and he treated the 'Rats like allies (which was right). He loved all his little billies. He loved every nation in the world--except the Great Satan and its demonic imperialist chimp leader Bush and that encroachment on our holy land of Palestine that those dirty Jewish pig-baboons have the nerve to refer to as a nation. But now... now, the U.N. and all the world's media is on our side, and soon our tears and rage shall be washed away in infidel blood!'"
Osama's dead;
Bin Laden is dead!
World leaders weep and wail, the world around. (World around!)
The brimstone down in Hell
Will give out a fouler smell
Now that Osama's glory has been downed.
Osama's dead;
He was so good in bed!
At least, that's what his boys say--as they should. (Should?)
All Eurabia's sad
'Cause Bush whipped Osama bad,
And now their patron saint is gone for good. (Good!)
Osama's dead;
He was so good in bed!
All curse Dubya, and Condoleeza Rice!
But brothers, no more weep,
'Cause the boys are going cheap:
We're selling them; start your bidding at half-price.
Poor boys...!
Poor boys...!
Bin Laden is dead!
All gather 'round his old rat hole and cry.
He's sealed in his stronghold,
And the ground is very cold;
Oh, could this happen to a nicer guy?
Osama's dead;
Bin Laden is dead!
He murdered three thousand in NYC. (NYC!)
Miss Sheehan and the rest
Have all gone off to attest
That Bush is somehow ten times worse than he.
"Then the imam gets up and he says: 'Brothers, we are gathered here to moan and groan over our brother Osama bin Laden who suffocated in a cave underground during an earthquake in Pakistan!'--and then there's some weeping and wailing--from some of his favorite billy boys--and then he says: 'Osama was the most misunderstood holy man on this planet. Those infidels used to say he was a mass murderer and he ought to burn in Hell and be raped for all eternity by 72 naughty tentacles of a hentai demon, but--'"
'Brothers who really know him
Know that beneath that big dirty robe he always wore,
He had a heart as big as Michael Moore's.' (As big as Michael Moore's!)
'Laden loved that portly man!' (He loved that portly man!)
"'He loved that Barbara Boxer and Nancy Pelosi. He loved Chirac and Kerry and Kennedy, and he treated the 'Rats like allies (which was right). He loved all his little billies. He loved every nation in the world--except the Great Satan and its demonic imperialist chimp leader Bush and that encroachment on our holy land of Palestine that those dirty Jewish pig-baboons have the nerve to refer to as a nation. But now... now, the U.N. and all the world's media is on our side, and soon our tears and rage shall be washed away in infidel blood!'"
Osama's dead;
Bin Laden is dead!
World leaders weep and wail, the world around. (World around!)
The brimstone down in Hell
Will give out a fouler smell
Now that Osama's glory has been downed.
Osama's dead;
He was so good in bed!
At least, that's what his boys say--as they should. (Should?)
All Eurabia's sad
'Cause Bush whipped Osama bad,
And now their patron saint is gone for good. (Good!)
Osama's dead;
He was so good in bed!
All curse Dubya, and Condoleeza Rice!
But brothers, no more weep,
'Cause the boys are going cheap:
We're selling them; start your bidding at half-price.
Poor boys...!
Poor boys...!
If you, as one of the anti-war movement's sign suggested, "support the troops... who shoot their commanders." then you support the terrorists... who are going to nuke their supporters. Mark my words, you scum!
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I'll believe it when I see his dead body. Trouble is, he's so illusive that we'll more likely see his bones many years after he's dead.
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