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Song Parodies -> "Sissy Man!"

Original Song Title:

"Dixieland"

Original Performer:

Daniel Emmett

Parody Song Title:

"Sissy Man!"

Parody Written by:

TJC

The Lyrics

Maybe I'm projecting here...
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Oh, wish a hotter body I had gotten
My physique’s so ill-begotten
Look away! Won’t display, it this way
Sissy man!

This sorry state that I wiz born in’s
Not cut out for star-in-pornin’
Look away! Won’t display, it this way
Sissy man!

I’ve tried to boost my ‘macho’
No way! José!
No gals I’ve bed, in fact they’ve fled
Physique’s all week n’ sickly
Chicks bray, “He’s fey, or spayed and none too ‘thick’, he!”
They say, “Too gay!”, get lost you weakling dick-weed


So off to Gold’s Gym I got a trottin’
Now I’m Arnold’s son begotten
Muscles splay on display, what they weigh
Sexy man?

Turns out that all of my Soloflex™’ness
Got my pecs as huge as Texas
Right away my buffet’s on display
Sexy man!

Then soon wuz juicin’ big time
Hooray! Buff, très!
But then my ‘span’ shrunk down to ma’am.
I’ve got a pixie dickey.
Filet dismay, I’m useless for a quickie
Dis-nay”, now pays!
They've cast me as
‘Pumped Mickey’!

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JAB - December 12, 2019 - Report this comment
Now that, sir, is most amusing'.
TJC - December 12, 2019 - Report this comment
Thanks, John--much appreciated. Plus, I resemble the first half of the parody!
CC - December 12, 2019 - Report this comment
You coulda dropped the mic at "weakling dick-weed." Great grossery -- it's a win, Dixie!
Agrimorfee - December 13, 2019 - Report this comment
Lookaway, lookaway! 555

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