When they're trying to croon
But they're singing off tune
That's annoying
Asking you to rejoice
At their great singing voice
That's annoying

When they sing, it's so annoying, oh so annoying
That you'll cringe in the cellar
Where you pray, they sing anyway, sing in such bad ways
Makes you cry like "Ol' Yeller"

When the noise that you hear
Makes you cover your ears
That's annoying
Can't be sent back to school
Cause they're all tone deaf fools
That's annoying

If it's that far off-key then I can't call that
Singing, it's spoiling
Rude of me, but you see, when they can't find the key
That's annoying

That's annoying....so annoying...

Use a pillow...

Should protect both your ears
Cause it's worse than we feared
It's annoying
When the guests run away
Screaming day after day
That's the rub

When they dodge all my fruit
And they laugh when I shoot
That's annoying
Start a fruit shooting spree
And it backfires on me
That's annoying...(Just annoying)
Too annoying!!!...