When, the, moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's - Glaucoma
When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine, Haemato-hoho-ma
Hear bells ring ting-a-ling-a-ling, ting-a-ling-a-ling? Then Tinnitus will figure
Hear hearts play tippy-tippy-tay, tippy-tippy-tay, then it's Cardiac Arrhythmia

When, the, stars make you drool it is usually - Pancreatitis
When you dance down the street with your hands and your feet, praise St. Vi-hihi-tus
When you walk in a dream but you know you're awake, this should re-sult,
If seen in the ER, in a swift neurological consult

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An, in-curable bipolar syndrome at first presents verbally
As disturbed mental states generate sentimental hy-perbole
Tachycardia, delusion combined with euphoria, one day
Then the next, hypertension, depression, and fugue - that's Amore.

There are risks that you take when you make love to relative strangers
They could just have been let out of jail or present other dangers
Pregnancy, STD’s, even AIDS are the prices you could pay
If you don’t take precautions when you’re out pursuing ‘amore’.
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