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Song Parodies -> "I Hate Snow! I Hate Snow! I Hate Snow!"
Original Song Title:
"Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!"
Original Performer:
Dean Martin
Parody Song Title:
"I Hate Snow! I Hate Snow! I Hate Snow!"
Parody Written by:
Joe the Crazy Conch
The Lyrics
Although snow is pretty to look at, it is a pain in the neck to shovel, and I despise it for that very reason. With that being said, here's a twist on a classic holiday tune, about a guy who escapes the cold New Jersey winter for a Christmastime trip to the tropics.
Oh, the weather in Jersey’s frightful
But the tropics are so delightful
St. Thomas is the place to go
‘Cause I hate snow, I hate snow, I hate snow!
I spent all of last night packing
In my luggage, there's nothing lacking
You outdid yourself this time, Joe
Now let's go, now let's go, now let's go
When I finally board my flight
Realize we can’t take off in the storm
The pilot tells us to just sit tight
‘Cause once we’re there, we’ll be warm
Though the journey has been quite trying
And not just from five hours of flying
I've earned this trip, and rightfully so
I hate snow! I hate snow! I hate snow!
When I finally hit the beach
And sink my toes in the powder-white sand
I pick up seashells within my reach
Here where the sea meets the land
The island sun is descending
And my first full day here ending
I say to myself, “You've made it, Joe!”
I hate snow! I hate snow! I hate snow!
But the tropics are so delightful
St. Thomas is the place to go
‘Cause I hate snow, I hate snow, I hate snow!
I spent all of last night packing
In my luggage, there's nothing lacking
You outdid yourself this time, Joe
Now let's go, now let's go, now let's go
When I finally board my flight
Realize we can’t take off in the storm
The pilot tells us to just sit tight
‘Cause once we’re there, we’ll be warm
Though the journey has been quite trying
And not just from five hours of flying
I've earned this trip, and rightfully so
I hate snow! I hate snow! I hate snow!
When I finally hit the beach
And sink my toes in the powder-white sand
I pick up seashells within my reach
Here where the sea meets the land
The island sun is descending
And my first full day here ending
I say to myself, “You've made it, Joe!”
I hate snow! I hate snow! I hate snow!
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