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Song Parodies -> "That's Just Foreplay"

Original Song Title:

"That's Amore"

Original Performer:

Dean Martin

Parody Song Title:

"That's Just Foreplay"

Parody Written by:

Lee O. Jay

The Lyrics

When you say "you're just great!" to some hottie you hate
That's just foreplay
When you say "hey, great work!" to some girl who's a jerk
That's just foreplay

She's a witch she's the office snitch but she's quite a dish,
So the wheels start a-turning:
"Sexy thing hasn't got a ring and an office fling
would fulfill all my yearnings"

When you say "great idea!" to some pain in the rear
That's just foreplay
When you say "you're the best!" to some dame you detest
That's not love

It's a cynical ploy --
(For an office playboy, that's a forte)

"Let's confer"
"I concur"
"To your thoughts I defer"

That's just foreplay

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Pacing: 4.7
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Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 15

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Airfarcewon - April 05, 2005 - Report this comment
I think this is keen...and so would've Dean...that's three fives,ay
Arwen - April 05, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm somewhat embarrassed at how seriously I took all the times you said, "You're just great!" to me...
Newfoghill - April 05, 2005 - Report this comment
The denizens of middle Hell salute you. You have given us at last a vocabulary. Now stand back and watch....
John Barry - April 05, 2005 - Report this comment
It's an "Amore" day, Leo. 5s.
Dee Range - April 05, 2005 - Report this comment
555. If I had proofread my "Amore" quicker, it would have been 3 on the same day. It comes out tomorrow. Good job, LEO
Johnny D - April 05, 2005 - Report this comment
"When Luke gives triple fives,
To EmiLoca's jive,
That's just foreplay..."
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - April 05, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL! No, that's fiveplay, Johnny!
Hey, great work, Leo! *slaps forehead* I just hope that Arwen's office wuvver doesn't get any ideas. 555
Ashkicksass - April 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Wish I worked in your office...
Ms. Critic - April 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Sleeping with people you hate just for sex is vulger and disgusting.
Rick Cormier - April 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Very funny!! Even if it is a bit "vulger". 555
Kristof Robertson - April 06, 2005 - Report this comment
This is really good, Leo...I mean it! Say...whatcha doin' Friday night? ;-) 555
Guy - April 06, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm defering three fives for this. Really good and I really, really mean it.
Peregrin - June 21, 2008 - Report this comment
Late again but enjoyed my read Leo :)
UnKNownVoTricks - June 23, 2008 - Report this comment
Oh, how well about office, or rather Computer Lab, 2-Play . . . . Also, I love Dino's work! He was so underated, as a singer!

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