In chemistry where labs have rules,
Who disobeys is just a fool…

When he has naked eyes in the lab, no surprise, that’s a moron.
When he thinks that it’s fine to be messing online, that’s a moron.
One pet peeve, that you may not leave, that you may not leave unless you tell your teacher.
Please don’t play, read what labels say, read what labels say, and be careful with heaters.
When he misuses tools like one who’s in preschool, that’s a moron.
When he brings stuff to eat or exposes his feet, he’s too dumb.
When the guidelines don’t say, but he goes to start playing with boron,
Scusa me, but you see, that in lab chemistry, that’s a moron.

When he brings in some drink, we know he doesn’t think; that’s a moron.
When he wants to pull pranks, I don’t care if they’re dank, that’s a moron.
‘Fore you start, know where exits are, know where exits are, know that there is a shower.
Safety first, if you don’t comply, it will be your worst, please no bursts at the hour.
(Focus now(r)!)
When he thinks he has grace, touching acid or base, that’s a moron.
He thinks he knows enough but he doesn’t know stuff, he is dumb.
When the guidelines don’t say, but he goes to start playing with boron,
Scusa me, but you see, that in lab chemistry, that’s a moron.
(a moron…)
That’s a moron!!!!!!!