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Song Parodies -> "Ain't Prince Albert In A Can"
Original Song Title:
"Ain't That A Kick In The Head"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Dean Martin
Parody Song Title:
"Ain't Prince Albert In A Can"
Parody Written by:
Tokusou Sentai Blessranger
The Lyrics
Long distance phony calls
Driving people off the wall
Like no one understands
"Ain't Prince Albert in a can?"
My cell phone started to ring
Must be a phony call thing
Now I hear a weird quote
"Ain't a good time to provoke?"
My mind keeps crankin'
Everyone just keeps on prankin'
Everything is just misleading
My calls are gonna be pitiful
The phonies are out of hand
Maybe someone understands
Be absurd
Ain't Prince Albert in a can?
Like no one understands
"Ain't Prince Albert in a can?"
Now I hear a weird quote
"Ain't a good time to provoke?"
My mind keeps crankin'
Everyone just keeps on prankin'
Everything is just misleading
My calls are gonna be pitiful
Who's calling up on my phone?
I was feeling all alone
I can't believe my brother's girlfriend called me
Be absurd
Oh, ain't Prince Albert?
Be absurd
Ain't Prince Albert in a can?
Driving people off the wall
Like no one understands
"Ain't Prince Albert in a can?"
My cell phone started to ring
Must be a phony call thing
Now I hear a weird quote
"Ain't a good time to provoke?"
My mind keeps crankin'
Everyone just keeps on prankin'
Everything is just misleading
My calls are gonna be pitiful
The phonies are out of hand
Maybe someone understands
Be absurd
Ain't Prince Albert in a can?
Like no one understands
"Ain't Prince Albert in a can?"
Now I hear a weird quote
"Ain't a good time to provoke?"
My mind keeps crankin'
Everyone just keeps on prankin'
Everything is just misleading
My calls are gonna be pitiful
Who's calling up on my phone?
I was feeling all alone
I can't believe my brother's girlfriend called me
Be absurd
Oh, ain't Prince Albert?
Be absurd
Ain't Prince Albert in a can?
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Weird Al's "Phony Calls" was waaay better than this.
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