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Song Parodies -> "I Went and Pissed Off Big Red"

Original Song Title:

"Ain't That a Kick in the Head?"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Dean Martin

Parody Song Title:

"I Went and Pissed Off Big Red"

Parody Written by:

Chris Pollman

The Lyrics

As I said in my parody yesteday, the Pink Floyd "Final Cut" full-length is on a hiatus of sorts right now. It'll be back soon, but I'm working out some of the story line...so until then, here's this:
How naughty can one brat be?
Be glad your kid's not like me
Set fire to mom's bed
I went and pissed off Big Red
Lined my teacher's chair with tacks
On the playground I sold crack
Some say I've got no soul
Ain't that a stocking of coal?

Fires I'm setting,
At my Aunt Edna's wedding
I'm into underage betting
My sock's gonna be full of coal
I bashed in a classmate's head
Burt down my dad's tool shed
Naughty list,
I went and pissed off Big Red
This Christmas, I'm dead
I went and pissed off Big Red

Some say I've got no soul
Ain't that a stocking of coal?
He's checked his list twice
My name's on naughty, not nice
And his blood goes cold as ice
And now I'm way down in the hole

I'm telling you, I'll be dead
Elves will come lob off my head
I just can't act any nicer, I just persist
Naughty list, chimeny will be missed
Naughty list
I went and pissed off Big Red

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Yoidy - December 02, 2006 - Report this comment
No toys for you, brat, just numbers - 5,5,5!
Chris Pollman - October 10, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks Yoidy!

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