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Song Parodies -> "Eight Foot Two"
Original Song Title:
"Five Foot Two"
Original Performer:
Dean Martin
Parody Song Title:
"Eight Foot Two"
Parody Written by:
Jack Cherrix
The Lyrics
My music hobby is performing old songs (mainly 30’s through 70’s). I write funny parodies for some of them. I change the song’s serious theme to something funny but retain original lyrics and rhyme as much as possible. This one got started by changing the song theme from "five foot two" to "eight foot two" .
Eight foot two, two foot shoe
Oh what those eight foot can do
Has anybody seen my gal.
Six inch toes, ten inch nose
Big hips, yes sir two of those
Has anybody seen my gal
Now if you run into eight foot two
Look up above
There you’ll see what interests me
Two big round things worth dreaming of
Can she love, can she woo
Napoleon, she’d make two of you
Has anybody seen my gal
Oh what those eight foot can do
Has anybody seen my gal.
Six inch toes, ten inch nose
Big hips, yes sir two of those
Has anybody seen my gal
Now if you run into eight foot two
Look up above
There you’ll see what interests me
Two big round things worth dreaming of
Can she love, can she woo
Napoleon, she’d make two of you
Has anybody seen my gal
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