When the groom hits your eye, cause you felt up the bride, that's a no-no
When the love of your life, is found out by your wife, that's a no-no
When you go for a ski, and you’re trying to be Sonny Bono
Skooz-a me, but when we, go "beep beep" to a tree, that's a no-no

When you're meeting the pope, and you say “try some Scope” that's a no-no
When the cop wants your keys, and you make him say please, that's a no-no
When you're wife thinks she's fat, you say that's cause you snack down them Ho-Hos
May be true, but if you, do not like deep doo-doo, that's a no-no

When you ask for a dance, and then take off your pants, that's a no-no
When you buy a CD, that involves Kenny G, that’s a no-no
When your new boss looks gay, and you say, “it's okay you're a homo”
Tres bien, but my friend, in the end, you'll offend, that's a no-no

When you’re out on a date, and start licking her plate, that’s a no-no
Then take her to a flick, that’s called “There Will Be Dick” that’s a no-no
When she sings at the mike, you say “hey, you sound like Yoko Ono”
Debonair, but mon frere, do not dare to go there, that’s a no-no