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Song Parodies -> "Checking Each Other For Ticks"
Original Song Title:
"Ain't That A Kick In The Head"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Dean Martin
Parody Song Title:
"Checking Each Other For Ticks"
Parody Written by:
Old Man Ribber
The Lyrics
A brief word about "flicking our BICs"... when ridding a person of ticks, my father (something of a country boy) would remove them with a tweezer and burn them with a match or lighter.
Went out for a country stroll
Laid down for a lusty roll
After our pleasant mix - checking each other for ticks
Made love in the deep wild woods
We came across with the goods
Now we're both in a fix - checking each other for ticks
I'm hunting - oh, brother!
I've just discovered another!
A whole new brood and their mother!
We've just collected a milk-carton-full
We've found dozens in our scalps
I wish we lived in the Alps!
Nasty tricks - fellows and chicks - looking for ticks
(Instrumental Break)
Used a field for our rugs - now we're infested with bugs
(Instrumental Break)
Before I can rejoin - I found one down in my groin
I tell you I'm dreadin'
The Lyme Disease will be spreadin'
Next time we want to go beddin'
We'll stay inside on my new hard-wood-floor
Next time I will use my head
We'll do it in bed instead
No picking with tiny tweezers and flicking our BICs
Feeling pricks - Crap! There are six!
What a fix after mix flicking BICs as we're checking for ticks!
Laid down for a lusty roll
After our pleasant mix - checking each other for ticks
Made love in the deep wild woods
We came across with the goods
Now we're both in a fix - checking each other for ticks
I'm hunting - oh, brother!
I've just discovered another!
A whole new brood and their mother!
We've just collected a milk-carton-full
We've found dozens in our scalps
I wish we lived in the Alps!
Nasty tricks - fellows and chicks - looking for ticks
(Instrumental Break)
Used a field for our rugs - now we're infested with bugs
(Instrumental Break)
Before I can rejoin - I found one down in my groin
I tell you I'm dreadin'
The Lyme Disease will be spreadin'
Next time we want to go beddin'
We'll stay inside on my new hard-wood-floor
Next time I will use my head
We'll do it in bed instead
No picking with tiny tweezers and flicking our BICs
Feeling pricks - Crap! There are six!
What a fix after mix flicking BICs as we're checking for ticks!
I know I overloaded the final line (perhaps unnecessarily) for effect.
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a nice bit of writing - a tick in each of the boxes marked 5
I actually thought the final line was quite clever... "tick"nically speaking.
This is an Old stand-By line for Cowboys, " I'd better check you for ticks, Madame . .. . . . "
These little pests are makin' me itchy.....to give you fives.
That would be a kick in the head - just like OS
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