Song Parodies -> "I Love Perish"

Original Song Title:

"I Love Paris"

Original Performer:

"I Love Perish"

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The Lyrics

Every time I look down
At the people around,
And blue or gray is their hair
I snivel with sneers,
I just love those dears,
Because they'll soon be in my care..

I love perish
In the springtime
I love perish
In the fall...

I love perish
In the winter
Love them drizzles
I love perish
In the summer,
Heat strokes, sizzles..

I love perish
When you're feeble,
And your days are almost done
I love perish,
Why oh why do I love perish,
'Cause I'm a mort-ician

I love perish,
C'mon sickies
Guzzle, cherish
Alcohol..

I love perish
When you feel sick
With pneumonia
I love perish
When you're real sick
Now, I own ya'

I love perish,
Eat those fast foods,
Gorge and garish everyone
Yes, I love perish,
Why oh why do I love perish,
'Cause I'm a mort-ician

Catch what's rare-ish
Deadly, fatal..
Suicide? I'll bring the gun
I love perish,
Why oh why do I love perish
Cause I'm a mort-ician..

(Oh yeah, peak that cholesterol,
Smoke and drink..drive like demons,
Muah-ha ha ha ha ha ha..
I love perish...it's so nice this time of year)

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And all I ask of you authors and readers is to not believe anything the Wiser/Woser says about me. I am a longtime trusted parody author on the site, have nothing but respect for fellow authors, and would never do anything he says I've done. He's just a crazy commenter with an ax to grind

P.Pete - January 23, 2014 - Report this comment

Aaah yes....I must say, it is just so nice, and heartwarming to have ones parody submission used as someone elses disclaimer billboard...twice

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