High school stories; McNamara,
Old impersonations, aggra-
vate all our cares,
Spare us those tears!

Here’s a site so simple that,
It makes you laugh at all its antics,
So hear me out,
This site has clout…

(Chorus)

Just take George Briant,
And Germaine Briant; Carole, too,
It’s lovely reading,
Their lives through,

300 Boy Scouts,
“Roxanne” and their shouts,
That you know,
Sugar-free cake is shown,
And subjects that you should,
Always know,

And tell me, who sinned,
When doing Ed Wynn, one July?
That Alex Weibel,
You’ll sure cry,

The great big website’s a wondrous toy,
Just made for a trite ‘tard-boy,
That fan of Briants,
Is AmIRight’s big joy!

(Instrumental verse)

An ad by Arby’s,
Makes you want Hardee’s,
It’s that bad,
But that smart Briants fan,
Knows what is best; he’s glad,
To live mad…

(Instrumental verse)

And Carole Lombard can never spoil,
Your day or a cramped tinfoil,
That fan of Briants,
Is AmIRight’s…big joy!