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Song Parodies -> "Boys And Marriage"

Original Song Title:

"Love And Marrriage"

Original Performer:

Dinah Shore

Parody Song Title:

"Boys And Marriage"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

remid me never to move to Massachusetts
boys and marriage, boys and marriage,
we just know they'll never need a carriage
married to a brother
and neither one can be a mother

bubs and marriage, bubs and marriage
massachusetts needs some decent clerics
ask the local gentry,
men with men is elementary

try try try to separate them
there's some confusion
why why why did they come
to this perverse and wrong conclusion

boys and marriage, boys and marriage,
we just know they'll never need a carriage
married to a brother
and neither one can be a mother
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kitkatbarr09 - May 28, 2004 - Report this comment
gay guys give me nightmeres.literally
Dr. Phil - May 28, 2004 - Report this comment
kitkatbarr09, that just means you haven't admitted to yourself your own repressed homosexuality...you're obviously gay, too - don't be ashamed of it, it's just a part of who you are. We all still love you!
Dr. Philology - May 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Yes, we celebrate kitkatbarr09's lifestyle. And our sympathies go out to kitkatbarr09, a victim--though apparently not a survivor--of hole langwig.
Dr. Phil-it-up-with-93-octane - May 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Yes, we celebrate kitkatbarr09's lifestyle. And our sympathies go out to kitkatbarr09, yet another example of what today's public education produces - people bursting with self-esteem while thirsting for the ability to wryte a kohearant sentanse.

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