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Song Parodies -> "The Squanderer"
Original Song Title:
"The Wanderer"
Original Performer:
Dion
Parody Song Title:
"The Squanderer"
Parody Written by:
Squire Malloy
The Lyrics
I'm sure we all have a woman in our life who can relate or emulate
Well i'm the type of gal who likes to shop around
Wherever they take plastic well you know that I'll be found
I flash 'em and I snap 'em, cause to me they're all the same
I don't leave home without 'em, I know how to play the game
Cause I'm a squanderer, yeah a squanderer
I shop around, around, around, around
Well there's Visa on my left and Discover on my right
But Mastercard's the one that I'm gonna use tonight
And when they ask me which one I love the best
I tear open my purse and show the American Express
Cause I'm a squanderer, yeah a squanderer
I shop around, around, around, around
Well I roam from store to store
I go through life without a cent
And I'm as happy as a clown
With my cash advance you know I'm payin the rent
Yeah I'm the type of gal who likes to spend it all
I'm never in one place, I go from mall to mall
And when I find myself runnin'short on green
I hop into my car and hit the ATM machine
Cause I'm a squanderer, yeah a squanderer
I shop around, around, around, around
Cause I'm a squanderer, yeah a squanderer
I shop around, around, around, around
Wherever they take plastic well you know that I'll be found
I flash 'em and I snap 'em, cause to me they're all the same
I don't leave home without 'em, I know how to play the game
Cause I'm a squanderer, yeah a squanderer
I shop around, around, around, around
Well there's Visa on my left and Discover on my right
But Mastercard's the one that I'm gonna use tonight
And when they ask me which one I love the best
I tear open my purse and show the American Express
Cause I'm a squanderer, yeah a squanderer
I shop around, around, around, around
Well I roam from store to store
I go through life without a cent
And I'm as happy as a clown
With my cash advance you know I'm payin the rent
Yeah I'm the type of gal who likes to spend it all
I'm never in one place, I go from mall to mall
And when I find myself runnin'short on green
I hop into my car and hit the ATM machine
Cause I'm a squanderer, yeah a squanderer
I shop around, around, around, around
Cause I'm a squanderer, yeah a squanderer
I shop around, around, around, around
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How sexist! This type of spending (by any gender) is supposed to revive our economy, but it also gets people in debt over their heads. Here's $555 to help with your bills or your spouse's.
Great title; great concept.
Nice work and tailor made as Pelosi's new theme song!
555 to you, great pacing...and funny ! Keep up the good work!
Squire - At 555, this is truly a bargain! Fine job here.
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