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Song Parodies -> "When You're With A Porno Star"
Original Song Title:
"When You Wish Upon A Star"
Original Performer:
Disney
Parody Song Title:
"When You're With A Porno Star"
Parody Written by:
Claude Prez
The Lyrics
Just good practical advice. For the lay-man.
When you're with a porno star,
Foreplay will not get you far
Just yell "Action!" and that pro
Will come for you
On her back or on her knees,
Or perhaps on a trapeze
Anything that tart desires,
She'll scream some too
(bridge thingy)
Kate is fine,
She brings to those who love,
The sweet fulfillment of,
Their secret longing,
When you kiss a porno star,
Just remember that you are
Sorta kissing everything
That came 'fore you
Though her face may look all clean,
You know just where it has bean
When you kiss a porno star,
As Sheen bros do
(Good place for a gargle solo)
When you wash a porno star
Drop the soap and there you are
She's a very dirty girl
You may need two
Don't forget behind the ears
She will have you in arrears
When you wash a porno star
Good clean fuun tooo
Foreplay will not get you far
Just yell "Action!" and that pro
Will come for you
On her back or on her knees,
Or perhaps on a trapeze
Anything that tart desires,
She'll scream some too
(bridge thingy)
Kate is fine,
She brings to those who love,
The sweet fulfillment of,
Their secret longing,
When you kiss a porno star,
Just remember that you are
Sorta kissing everything
That came 'fore you
Though her face may look all clean,
You know just where it has bean
When you kiss a porno star,
As Sheen bros do
(Good place for a gargle solo)
When you wash a porno star
Drop the soap and there you are
She's a very dirty girl
You may need two
Don't forget behind the ears
She will have you in arrears
When you wash a porno star
Good clean fuun tooo
You know, if they'd teach this stuff in the schools, I wouldn't have to do this.
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I smell a top-10 hit, here...
...say, Claude - is this based on experience?
...say, Claude - is this based on experience?
Good comments before and after the parody, Claude. Thank you for performing a public service.
Educational, fun and a valuable service? Yes, yes, yes!
More like - When You Dream You're With A Porno Star - LOL
Phil: Yes, definitely. Not *my* experience, of course, but somebody's I'm sure. John: I am here to serve the pubic. I mean, public. Melhi: I'll send you a brochure. Jan: A dream is a wish your parts make.
Reminds me of what EPCOT stands for: "Every Person Comes Out Tired". Feel free to substitute other words of your own choice. Claude, Take-number-555 on your clap-board is a WRAP - well done!
I added my 5s to this. I think this 'ho' will go.
555 4 69! (If ya know what I mean)
Extra Porn Creates Over Time?
Expert P****** Come On Time ?
I have too many witty responces but I wont say any of them...good job
This is wonderful :-)
You got the trifecta 555 Chalupas
Elongated Putz Caught On Tape?
Elvis Presley Collapses On Tile--Wait, that's the OTHER magic King-dumb...Anyway thanks everyone for the response to this; makes me glad I kept going past "When You Whizz Upon A Car".
What about "When you're pished upon a bar"? PS What is EPCOT, anyway?
Experimental Prototype Community Of Tomorrow
But The Mouse has changed its official name from "EPCOT" to "Epcot®" .... now it sounds like a new Viagra drug!
But The Mouse has changed its official name from "EPCOT" to "Epcot®" .... now it sounds like a new Viagra drug!
L: Losers
E: Eating
V: Viagra
I: Imitator
T: That
R: Really
A: Arse-kicks.
E: Eating
V: Viagra
I: Imitator
T: That
R: Really
A: Arse-kicks.
I give a perfect score.
I'm sure Jenkins meant a "pubic" service. 555 d;:^)
I'm still not sure if I should have approved this one.. but at least everyone liked it..
Hey, Chucky... does this mean I could try re-posting "Be Our Guest"?
you should send it to me and ask what caused it to be rejected..
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh...... This is very inappropriate....Take it away Chucky...
Extra Proof Claude's Obscenely Talented.
Somethings growing longer-and it's not my nose!
Claude, Well, like I always say, "Clean mind, clean body...Take your pick". Glad Diznees P.r. Dude made a mention in the comments sections, hadn't seen this one before. Fives, of course...
Thanks
Why did some cretin have to vote triple ones on this? C'mon people, if you don't like a parody, voitng ones for how funny and overall is ok, but please respect the pacing, darnit!
Well said, DTTOV. People who vote all ones on spot-on-perfect-paced parodies are capital D-U-M dumb.
Disgraceful utterly disgraceful Shame Shame
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