Some movies, dey turn out crappy
Dey be just one big mistake
But odders, dey make us happy
Because lots of cash, dey make

We want to increase our cash flow
Always "just a little more"
We don't like to be risky, so
You know what we looking for

Sequel or three
Sequel or three
Just make it bigger
Possibly better
And then you'll see
Just what cash dere is to be had
So long as "Part One" was not bad
Cash we could rake in, if we be makin'
Sequel or three

To keep all de funder's smilin'
Dis be what we need to do
To make sure de cash keep pilin'
We just make de film, "Part Two"

Make sure of con-tin-u-ity
If we want to have a hit
De fanboys, dey can get snitty
If we make a mess of it

Sequel or three
Sequel or three
No fresh ideas?
Rehash last year's
Dat'll do me
When de investors come to pay
Lots o' cash, dey will throw our way
Leave de plot hangin', 'cause dey demandin'
Sequel or three

Sequel or three
Sequel or three
Action dey packing
If plot dey lacking
It's so easy
If de hero, he can return
Lots more moolah, we will den earn
Villain's defeated, rinse-and-repeat it
Sequel or three

Spidey and Doc Ock
Dey bust up da block
Dey melted da Ring
Now Strider be King
Dat Krueger guy's back
He just a big hack
Jason's in la maison Hell
So Vader, he heard
De Jedi returned
Now Picard and co.
Again boldly go
Another J-Park
A jurassic lark
Arnie, he back, as well

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Sequel or three
Sequel or three
When de action
Get good reactions
It's more dough for me
When we have got a tale to tell
We'll have a second ready as well

You know dey great, so
Let us give our show
Sequel or three

Pull an all nighter
So you can write a
Sequel or three

And if dere's story
Behind de glory
Don' jus' ignore it
We can explore it
Jus' tink like George, ya
Den we can make a
Prequel or three