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Song Parodies -> "Someday My Blintz Will Come"
Original Song Title:
"Someday My Prince Will Come"
Original Performer:
Disney
Parody Song Title:
"Someday My Blintz Will Come"
Parody Written by:
Rick Duncan
The Lyrics
Someday my blintz will come
Someday I'll get to nosh
For they're slow in this Jewish deli
Hope that blintz with the cheese comes to me
I waited long outside
After a lengthy ride
All my friends said, "Doll, this place has it all"
I think that the waiter has died
Someday I'll eat again
But I wish I knew when
And I know at the moment it comes
I'm off to the head with the runs
I hope I stay alive
Now it's an hour, five
Next time this I face, I am choosing the place
Someday when the food arrives
Fine'ly, that blintz has come
Now I can end the pain
But oh no, they have brought the wrong dish
I know I didn't order the fish
I'm sending back this stuff
I'm leaving in a huff
Oy, the portion's small, and they dropped every ball
My people endured enough
Someday I'll get to nosh
For they're slow in this Jewish deli
Hope that blintz with the cheese comes to me
I waited long outside
After a lengthy ride
All my friends said, "Doll, this place has it all"
I think that the waiter has died
Someday I'll eat again
But I wish I knew when
And I know at the moment it comes
I'm off to the head with the runs
I hope I stay alive
Now it's an hour, five
Next time this I face, I am choosing the place
Someday when the food arrives
Fine'ly, that blintz has come
Now I can end the pain
But oh no, they have brought the wrong dish
I know I didn't order the fish
I'm sending back this stuff
I'm leaving in a huff
Oy, the portion's small, and they dropped every ball
My people endured enough
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Loved the ending Rick. Nice job.
Great job, and not too schmaltzy (and I also love the ending). 555!
Very kosher.
Flows well, but I'm still no wiser. What's a Blintz?
A blintz is a main-dish confection with a sweetened filling (cheese, potato, or apple, etc.) wraped in a thin dough and fried. Also known as Jewish soul food. Goes well with a dollop of sour cream or applesauce. Mmmm, I'm getting hungry!
And he sang, as he sat, and the waiters plied the deli-throng...Stuart?
thanks, Johnny, I'll pick it up...
".....You'll dump some salt over Hilda and me"
high five, Johnny!
".....You'll dump some salt over Hilda and me"
high five, Johnny!
High five, mate! (grrrr, still jealous of your oncoming summer weather... ;-) )
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