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Song Parodies -> "Zygote"
Original Song Title:
"Heigh-ho"
Original Performer:
Disney
Parody Song Title:
"Zygote"
Parody Written by:
Alvin Rhodes
The Lyrics
it slips slips slips slips slips slips slips
down the line when it is due
it zips zips zips zips zips zips zips
down that long and skinny tube
a dipped-in wick will do the trick
it ain't too darn big...but it grows a lot real quick
its sublime
its sublime
its sublime
its sublime
and an embryo in time
i fits fits fits fits fits fits fits
into a niche so tight
a trip trip trip trip trip trip trip
to uterine delight
inside that lining, it will bore
and in 9 months, it moves once more
contractions are the final chore
a kid...a little kid mixed
zygote !...zygote !
zygote !...zygote !
zygote !
zygote...zygote
into the womb it floats
the start of life for man and wife
zygote....zygote zygote
zygote...zygote
into the womb it floats
the start of life for man and wife
zygote...zygote
into the womb it floats
the start of life for man and wife
zygote....zygote zygote
zygote....zygote zygote
down the line when it is due
it zips zips zips zips zips zips zips
down that long and skinny tube
a dipped-in wick will do the trick
it ain't too darn big...but it grows a lot real quick
its sublime
its sublime
its sublime
its sublime
and an embryo in time
i fits fits fits fits fits fits fits
into a niche so tight
a trip trip trip trip trip trip trip
to uterine delight
inside that lining, it will bore
and in 9 months, it moves once more
contractions are the final chore
a kid...a little kid mixed
zygote !...zygote !
zygote !...zygote !
zygote !
zygote...zygote
into the womb it floats
the start of life for man and wife
zygote....zygote zygote
zygote...zygote
into the womb it floats
the start of life for man and wife
zygote...zygote
into the womb it floats
the start of life for man and wife
zygote....zygote zygote
zygote....zygote zygote
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Im very sorry but I don't think this is one of your better efforts. I know its perfectly paced but the content just wasn't that funny. 523.
thanks jason
I think it's good educational humor...I guess I'm not too well schooled on all sexual terms..I had to Wikipedia, zygote
Stuff and nonsense. 555.
he he I'm not good with terms either, but I figured it out.
thanks AFW, agri and ann
Is it just me or does the shape of the stanzas look rather phallic? :-O Oh great, security code is M(an) W(oman) 9(months)!
thanks merry...MY GOD...you're right !....perfect security code as well
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