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Song Parodies -> "When Your Lips Aren't Up To Par"
Original Song Title:
"When You Wish Upon A Star"
Original Performer:
Disney / Jiminy Cricket
Parody Song Title:
"When Your Lips Aren't Up To Par"
Parody Written by:
TJC
The Lyrics
First in Beverly Hills and now across the nation, women seem to be ‘taking a lot of lip’ lately…
~
If your lips aren’t up to par
With the smackeroos of stars’
Come to “Shrine o’ New Ones™”, Yo! **
We’ll “Plump Them Up™” !
Guaranteed, our shot-in goo
Gets you into Jolie ‘U’
Primo perky ‘pouting plums’
For pleasing Pitt!
‘Two-fer’ deals
On lips—a bore, passé!
We’ll plump all FOUR, hey, hey!
Both top’s AND bot-tom’s!
Now your mouth NO ONE avoids
Schwartzeneger-esque, on ‘roids!
Labial equivalents
Of rabid dogs!
Take good care—
Large-lipper's chafing’s real!
And how to limit peel?
D’Oh! Sas-quatch Chap-stick™!
Longing for that life of glam?
Don’t ignore your facial 'clam’ !
Try our circum-oral sham
And “Plump Them Up™” !
~~~
**Worst ‘90210’ pun ever, eh?
If your lips aren’t up to par
With the smackeroos of stars’
Come to “Shrine o’ New Ones™”, Yo! **
We’ll “Plump Them Up™” !
Guaranteed, our shot-in goo
Gets you into Jolie ‘U’
Primo perky ‘pouting plums’
For pleasing Pitt!
‘Two-fer’ deals
On lips—a bore, passé!
We’ll plump all FOUR, hey, hey!
Both top’s AND bot-tom’s!
Now your mouth NO ONE avoids
Schwartzeneger-esque, on ‘roids!
Labial equivalents
Of rabid dogs!
Take good care—
Large-lipper's chafing’s real!
And how to limit peel?
D’Oh! Sas-quatch Chap-stick™!
Longing for that life of glam?
Don’t ignore your facial 'clam’ !
Try our circum-oral sham
And “Plump Them Up™” !
~~~
**Worst ‘90210’ pun ever, eh?
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bulging with funny lines...i dug it...it was lip smacking good...hahahaha...the security code ?....SMK..too funny
As true as it is funny...if celebrities aren't lip synching these days, they're lip puffing
truly TJC-esque, a quality embodied by the lines "Gets you into Jolie ‘U’
Primo perky ‘pouting plums’" - brilliantly clever as usual TJ (if I can call you that) - 555
You just keep getting funnier, TJC! This was a wonderful ode to members of the Steven Tyler fan club. 555
he he
How did I miss this? Awesome work.
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