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Song Parodies -> "He is Eisner After All"
Original Song Title:
"It's A Small World (After All)"
Original Performer:
Disneyland Attraction
Parody Song Title:
"He is Eisner After All"
Parody Written by:
Terrance Tucker
The Lyrics
Another Michael Eisner bashing song, a follow-up to I AM EISNER!
Disneyland's expensive
The price is high
Paying fifty bucks*
Boy, I'd rather die
Annual Pass, that's too much
But my money, he'll touch
He is Eisner after all
CHORUS
He is Eisner after all
He is Eisner after all
Rob you blind and take it all
He will take your dough
Go to Disney World
And you'll end up broke
Burgers for $8.50
And that's no joke
Michael E doesn't care
We're just flakes in his hair
He is Eisner after all
CHOURS TWICE
*The price has increased immensely since then.
The price is high
Paying fifty bucks*
Boy, I'd rather die
Annual Pass, that's too much
But my money, he'll touch
He is Eisner after all
CHORUS
He is Eisner after all
He is Eisner after all
Rob you blind and take it all
He will take your dough
Go to Disney World
And you'll end up broke
Burgers for $8.50
And that's no joke
Michael E doesn't care
We're just flakes in his hair
He is Eisner after all
CHOURS TWICE
*The price has increased immensely since then.
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This parody is very clever; for many years I have called Disneyland the "Mickey Mouse Wallet Vacuum." I think I saw it on Saturday night live or something. Anyways, hope your kid didn't cry. Next time count the red-faced dads saying "Listen dammit, you better be having fun or you're getting such a swat!"
Yep heard that from too many and that is why universal is doing oh so well
My friends joke saying that Eisner might be the Anti-christ , I wouldn't be suprised. They portrayed him pretty good on Family Guy the other night.
I agree with Yomon,especially since Universal is getting a Simpsons ride in spring 2008.I will probably be there on opening day
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