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Song Parodies -> "When You Kiss Posteri-ah"
Original Song Title:
"When You Wish Upon A Star"
Original Performer:
Disney (Pinocchio)
Parody Song Title:
"When You Kiss Posteri-ah"
Parody Written by:
Kristof Robertson
The Lyrics
This one speaks for itself....
When you kiss posteri-ah
Show no shame and you'll go far
That promotion you desire
Will come to you
Hugh from finance is a putz
He'll get canned when boss makes cuts
He can't kiss posteri-ah
The way you do...
Chafed behind
It's time to pucker up
He'll tell you when to stop
But please...no tongueing!
Nothing more you have to do
Your brown nose will see you through
Call your rival drunk and liar
And lick them shoes...
Much maligned
Your colleagues shun and sneer
They've never tasted rear
It's you who's cunning!
Anything to get your way
You'd consider a BJ...
"Give this young man a cigar
And fire Hugh.."
Show no shame and you'll go far
That promotion you desire
Will come to you
Hugh from finance is a putz
He'll get canned when boss makes cuts
He can't kiss posteri-ah
The way you do...
Chafed behind
It's time to pucker up
He'll tell you when to stop
But please...no tongueing!
Nothing more you have to do
Your brown nose will see you through
Call your rival drunk and liar
And lick them shoes...
Much maligned
Your colleagues shun and sneer
They've never tasted rear
It's you who's cunning!
Anything to get your way
You'd consider a BJ...
"Give this young man a cigar
And fire Hugh.."
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We're thinking along the same lines today. Well done, and I'm glad you used "chafed", because I had to take it out of my parody today...just didn't fit. I guess we're both getting "a little behind" in our work today =)
Well done, Kristof. 3 5-packs of chapstick.
Good one. 5's
At the end of the day, I'd rather be Hugh, Kristof - I think it was the BJ bit that convinced me - LMAO - 555
I am going to post this on our employee bulliten board immediately! Well done, Asskisser!
Hey...it got me through college...; )
Cheers, asskissers!! :-) Jeff: Haven't got to yours yet, but soon will...John J: ><.......Adagio: Thankyou m'dear!....Stu: Good for you, son! Keep that moral integrity; they'll be impressed down at the Jobcentre! :-).....Ash: I think I'll change my moniker to Kriskissezass!....Arwen: And here I was thinking it was your incredible charm, sparkling wit and fiery sexuality...sheesh...:-)
funny concept...i like this one a lot
I would say something nice about this, but wouldn't want to be thought of as brown-nosing ;-)
Tom Lehrer had a few words on the subject of integrity:
It's so nice to have integrity,
I'll tell you why.
If you really have integrity,
it means your price is very high.
So remember when you start to preach and moralize,
that we all are in the game, and brother its name is compromise.
(From "Selling Out")
Tom Lehrer had a few words on the subject of integrity:
It's so nice to have integrity,
I'll tell you why.
If you really have integrity,
it means your price is very high.
So remember when you start to preach and moralize,
that we all are in the game, and brother its name is compromise.
(From "Selling Out")
You know the difference between an ass-kisser and a brown nose, right? Depth perception! Nice job - it's a parody I can really get behind. :)
Hilarious juxtaposterition of the OS with the new subject matter.
Al: Once again, thanks dude!....Phil: Cheers for the Lehrer quote, mate.....Ravyn: hehehe!....John: Did you say matter? I don't want to be thinking about matter..ewwww!! :-)
This doesn't take a backseat to nobody..
Lol! 5's!
Nice work Kristof. 5's
JobCentre, schmobcentre Kristof - no luck for Hugh and me there - check out the place's name at
http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php/topic,2706.6285.html
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Fives. And I mean on merit!
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