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Song Parodies -> "Leather Laces"
Original Song Title:
"Pink Shoe Laces"
Original Performer:
Dodie Stevens
Parody Song Title:
"Leather Laces"
Parody Written by:
Michael Pacholek
The Lyrics
A few days ago, Arwen said she bought clothes discounted on eBay. And, like the cementhead I am, I said that it shows. A personalized song is what she wants. This is what she gets.
Whoo-hoo, whoo, whoo...
Whoo-hoo, whoo, whoo...
Now, I got a girl and her name is Arwen.
She's my girl, you will not be borrowin'.
She's real good-looking, heaven knows
but I'm not so sure about her clothes.
She wears
elf shoes with leather laces
an emerald-green dress
that's what she wants
she wears
elf shoes with leather laces
and a pointy green hat that's all curled up in front!
Whoo-hoo, whoo, whoo...
Whoo-hoo, whoo, whoo...
Now, you might have now guessed that she's an elf.
And I love that girl in spite of myself.
She's cute enough to cover for any flaw
but there's one thing that still sticks in my craw.
She wears
elf shoes with leather laces
an emerald-green dress
that's what she wants
she wears
elf shoes with leather laces
and a pointy green hat that's all curled up in front!
Whoo-hoo, whoo, whoo...
Whoo-hoo, whoo, whoo...
Now, she likes it when I act all Star Trekky
but when she talks Tolkein, that's kinda drecky.
I watch her dance and I'm all aquiver
but I look at her clothes and I start to shiver.
She wears
elf shoes with leather laces
an emerald-green dress
that's what she wants
she wears
elf shoes with leather laces
and a pointy green hat that's all curled up in front!
Whoo-hoo, whoo, whoo...
Whoo-hoo, whoo, whoo...
Now, her fellowship is rather grand
but two towers of credit card bills stand.
So before I return as her king
she might want to trade her threads and bling.
She wears
elf shoes with leather laces
an emerald-green dress
that's what she wants
she wears
elf shoes with leather laces
and a pointy green hat that's all curled up in front!
Whoo-hoo, whoo, whoo...
Whoo-hoo, whoo, whoo...
Whoo-hoo, whoo, whoo...
And a pointy green hat that's all curled up in front!
Whoo-hoo, whoo, whoo...
Now, I got a girl and her name is Arwen.
She's my girl, you will not be borrowin'.
She's real good-looking, heaven knows
but I'm not so sure about her clothes.
She wears
elf shoes with leather laces
an emerald-green dress
that's what she wants
she wears
elf shoes with leather laces
and a pointy green hat that's all curled up in front!
Whoo-hoo, whoo, whoo...
Whoo-hoo, whoo, whoo...
Now, you might have now guessed that she's an elf.
And I love that girl in spite of myself.
She's cute enough to cover for any flaw
but there's one thing that still sticks in my craw.
She wears
elf shoes with leather laces
an emerald-green dress
that's what she wants
she wears
elf shoes with leather laces
and a pointy green hat that's all curled up in front!
Whoo-hoo, whoo, whoo...
Whoo-hoo, whoo, whoo...
Now, she likes it when I act all Star Trekky
but when she talks Tolkein, that's kinda drecky.
I watch her dance and I'm all aquiver
but I look at her clothes and I start to shiver.
She wears
elf shoes with leather laces
an emerald-green dress
that's what she wants
she wears
elf shoes with leather laces
and a pointy green hat that's all curled up in front!
Whoo-hoo, whoo, whoo...
Whoo-hoo, whoo, whoo...
Now, her fellowship is rather grand
but two towers of credit card bills stand.
So before I return as her king
she might want to trade her threads and bling.
She wears
elf shoes with leather laces
an emerald-green dress
that's what she wants
she wears
elf shoes with leather laces
and a pointy green hat that's all curled up in front!
Whoo-hoo, whoo, whoo...
Whoo-hoo, whoo, whoo...
Whoo-hoo, whoo, whoo...
And a pointy green hat that's all curled up in front!
Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen, but I feel I must now DUCK!
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Cute! Haven't heard that OS in like 30 years! ....now parody "Itsy-Bitsy Teeny-Weeny Yellow Polka-Dot Bikini"!
Way ahead of you, Chuck. Check out this one from November '03: http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/brianhyland1.shtml
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