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Song Parodies -> "Oh, Wholesome Me"
Original Song Title:
"Oh, Lonesome Me"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Don Gibson
Parody Song Title:
"Oh, Wholesome Me"
Parody Written by:
Alvin Rhodes
The Lyrics
keep my body toned and fit and floss my gums
i've quite content to stay at home when evening comes
don't get hung over from a drinkin' spree
oh, wholesome me
i keep my frame from achin' by just flexin' 'round
i'm tight in both the abs and buns...no extra pounds
i'm makin' stools with regularity
oh, wholesome me
some folks don't act like me
they're reckless as can be
they're flirtin' with the devil...they do harm
those folks are quick to go
but i'm a dynamo
i've long to go before i buy the farm
and its the lifestyle that i choose...i pay my dues
to keep from dyin' fast i know i must renew
folks catch a lot of things, but i'm germ-free
oh, wholesome me
oh, wholesome me
i've quite content to stay at home when evening comes
don't get hung over from a drinkin' spree
oh, wholesome me
i keep my frame from achin' by just flexin' 'round
i'm tight in both the abs and buns...no extra pounds
i'm makin' stools with regularity
oh, wholesome me
some folks don't act like me
they're reckless as can be
they're flirtin' with the devil...they do harm
those folks are quick to go
but i'm a dynamo
i've long to go before i buy the farm
and its the lifestyle that i choose...i pay my dues
to keep from dyin' fast i know i must renew
folks catch a lot of things, but i'm germ-free
oh, wholesome me
oh, wholesome me
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Very funny, 'coz a lot of health nuts go around thinking that way. 5s!
Thanks for sharing the info about your regular stools. LOL :-)
Have some vitamin 5's....
I feel better just reading this.
thanks yoidy rick merry and john
Liar.
:-) 555 take on ol' hit.
:-) 555 take on ol' hit.
I'm so thirsty--I could really go on that drinkin' spree right along with you-awesome job man-555
kinda boring sitting all day in your white living room, with a bacteria killing "Purell" hand sanitizer beside you though ,isn't it? 5-5-5
thanks tommy dave and malcolm
Stay alive don't drink and drive,otherwise you be taking the bus a or the taxi cab
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