Song Parodies -> "Taser-armed, Her Bra"

Original Song Title:

"Que Sera, Sera"

Original Performer:

"Taser-armed, Her Bra"

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The Lyrics

They say love hurts, but this is ridiculous....
here's the original....

I only want a simple girl
But my new lover, she's scaring me
Although she's petty, and quite a bitch
That's not the whole story....

Taser-armed, her bra
Primed with electricity
Her message is "don't touch me"
Taser-armed, her bra
Scorched my BVDs!

When I want fun, I put on gloves
She falls asleep; I cut wire (red)
Sometimes I'm too slow; that's when I get
Smoke comin' out my head...

Taser-armed, her bra
She's deadly between the sheets
Her panties are packin' heat
Taser-armed, her bra
Oh, what villainy!

I've been six weeks without a bone
Don't take a lover with weaponry
I see my body, dead in a ditch
And back off, flaccidly...

Taser-armed, her bra
She must work for I-raqis
Hiding WMDs
In her bra, her bra
Call the milit'ry!

Hey! *zzzt* argh! *zzzt* ARGH!

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Arwen - June 18, 2008 - Report this comment

Funny funny funny, KR...for some reason the fact that you cut the "red" wire had me laughing out loud at work...=)

alvin - June 18, 2008 - Report this comment

i got a charge out of this one...quite the bizzare concept

Agrimorfee - June 18, 2008 - Report this comment

Dunno how her bra got to his BVDs...must have been a polarized current somewhere...555. Whoever 1'd this needs shock treatment.

lil-Kilt-Watcher - June 18, 2008 - Report this comment

Lord Kristof, and what might you be packing under the Robertson Kilt, Sir ???

Rex - June 18, 2008 - Report this comment

Ah, feel the electricity. Quite the shocking concept, but I can just see the ads now: "Forget the wonderbra, try the taserbra!"

Stephen Harrington - June 18, 2008 - Report this comment

Ow! Here's 555 sprays of bactine!

AFW - June 18, 2008 - Report this comment

Zany idea..very funny

Guy - June 18, 2008 - Report this comment

Kris - BRA-vo indeed. This would most likely be called a buzzierre. First time I ever heard of an electric cup holder. Give it a few weeks and Popiel or some other junk peddler will market the thing. This gives a whole new meaning to the term AC/DC. I bet if you screwed a light bulb into her posterior region she could pass for a lightning bug everytime you tried to cop a feel. Watt were you thinking trying to plug into electric-lass?

This porody is absolutely brilliant as in electrifyingly brilliant. Hilarious and extremely well written. Fine job, Kris.

Jeff Reuben - June 18, 2008 - Report this comment

Fit the original song incredibly. This makes me just so ready to charge back into the dating world :) Funny stuff as always.

Peregrin - June 18, 2008 - Report this comment

A real Bra-sear, KR! Funny stuff :)

John Jenkins - June 19, 2008 - Report this comment

Kristof - your girl friend sounds like a 21st century Doris Day - DD. Very creative stuff.

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