-> "Your a mean one,Mr Gates"
Original Song Title:
"Your a mean one,Mr Grinch"
Original Performer:
Dr Suess and Boris Karloff
Parody Song Title:
"Your a mean one,Mr Gates"
Parody Written by:
Mr Juess and Morris Barfoff
The Lyrics
You're a mean one, Mr. Gates.
MicroSoft is evil
It takes up all my memory
And makes me kick my PC with my heel
Your a mean one Mr Gates
You're a rich Geeky Smart ass
With Office 2000,you make my computer as slow as a snail
You're a jackass, Mr. Gates.
Your brain is,as big as an ox
Microsoft is truly EVIL!
You've got computers in your mind
Mr. Gates.
I wouldn't buy your products,
unless they were on half price sale
You're a vile one, Mr. Gates.
You have a toothy,yellow smile.
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a high school prefect...with no style
Mr. Gates.
Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take Rosie O Donell
You're a foul one, Mr. Gates.
You're a puny little punk
If I could one day
I'd beat you down,and force you to use netscape...instead
Mr. Gates.
The three words that best describe you,
are, and I quote: "Stupid little lamer."
You're a rotter, Mr. Gates
You're the king of microsoft
Your heart's in your computers
Even though an internet wiz,would hate Microsoft
Mr. Gates.
Your soul is an apalling dump heap overflowing
with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable
rubbish imaginable,
Mangled up in Microsoft
You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch.
With a nauseaus super-naus.
You're a crooked jerky jockey
And you drive a crooked horse.
Mr. Grinch.
You're a three decker saurkraut and toadstool
sandwich
With arsenic sauce.
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