Okay, hah
Mmm, ah

I don't really know why they act this way, too freaky
Worst kind of asshole, one with powers strong, rude genie
I don't really know why they'd screw up my wish, tease me
Like it's some big joke that I freed a knob, rude genie

All that power and they're just a huge prick
Sure, there's precedent, I have to admit
But when one's whole purpose is "grant their wish"
Surely messin' with that's wastin' their gift?

Tell you, I don't really know why they act this way, too freaky
Laughin' as they cause massive pain, it blows, rude genie
I don't really know why they'd screw up my wish, tease me
Like I've earned the blow, the whole thing seems off, rude genie
All three wishes are sent down the drain
Then they're back inside that lamp to waste away
If that's how they get your kicks, that's lame
Because one day they'll run out of ways to raze

Is this some kind of revenge that you wreak (ah-ah-ha-ah)?
Was once a human, now a slave with fog feet (ah-ah-ha-ah)
Feels weird to punish ALL humanity (ah-ah-ha-ah)
Better than the "just evil" copout, please

Still say I don't really know why they act this way, too freaky
I'm just listin' off my guesses, you know, rude genie
I don't really know (I don't really know) why they'd screw up my wish, tease me
Like this is some rote (same old borin' slop) "careful wishin'" load, rude genie
Pretty sure that we've all seen that staged
Oh, be careful what I wish for, mate? No way!
Never thought of that before, so strange
Think more on that when this lamp's launched straight to space

Oh-oh-oh-ho-oh-oh-oh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-hoo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

I don't really know why they act this way (ooh-ooh-ooh), too freaky
A massive asshole (ooh-ooh) with no proper goal, rude genie (hahahahaha)
I don't really know (I don't really know) why they'd screw up my wish, tease me
Like I shoulda known (got no warnin' on) in advance that blows, rude genie

Rude genie (ah, uh)
This whole concept blows, rude genie