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Song Parodies -> "Oh, Cannabis"
Original Song Title:
"America the Beautiful"
Original Performer:
Dunno
Parody Song Title:
"Oh, Cannabis"
Parody Written by:
Cheezmeister
The Lyrics
thanks to my "closest thing a loser like me has to a girlfriend" Kristin for the first verse to this one, which I expanded on.
Oh beautiful for spacious craps, for luscious fields of weed
For eight foot bongs, for lung disease, God bless these mighty trees
Oh cannabis, oh cannabis, God spread these precious seeds
Just roll it up and light it up and pass that sh** to me!
Oh beautiful for PCP, for pounds and pounds of crack
For getting stoned, for getting high, and never looking back!
I'm gonna get so wasted that I cannot even see
Just snort it, smoke it, swallow it, and pass that sh** to me!
Oh beautiful for Heinekin, for Guinness, Coors and Sam
For puking out your guts all night--if you are, then I am.
I drink to make the world a bit more interesting, you see
Just sip it, chug it, funnel it and crack one off for me
Oh beautiful for cigarretes, for cancer and bad breath
Well I don't know, but I don't savor the idea of death
They smell like sh**, they cost too much, don't even get you high
Go right ahead, but don't ask me, cause I don't want to die. (yet)
For eight foot bongs, for lung disease, God bless these mighty trees
Oh cannabis, oh cannabis, God spread these precious seeds
Just roll it up and light it up and pass that sh** to me!
Oh beautiful for PCP, for pounds and pounds of crack
For getting stoned, for getting high, and never looking back!
I'm gonna get so wasted that I cannot even see
Just snort it, smoke it, swallow it, and pass that sh** to me!
Oh beautiful for Heinekin, for Guinness, Coors and Sam
For puking out your guts all night--if you are, then I am.
I drink to make the world a bit more interesting, you see
Just sip it, chug it, funnel it and crack one off for me
Oh beautiful for cigarretes, for cancer and bad breath
Well I don't know, but I don't savor the idea of death
They smell like sh**, they cost too much, don't even get you high
Go right ahead, but don't ask me, cause I don't want to die. (yet)
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That band Dunno has really done some incredible things. I think almost all of high school classes were written by them.
FYI: Katharyn Lee Bates wrote the poem "America The Beautiful, which was later set to music. I think you'll be spending this summer in remedial U.S. History alongside Kristina Emily. There's more to life than getting stoned, and sitting in the Twilight Zone. If you feel like such a loser, you only have yourself to blame.
angry old fart--gee, you could have been a little nicer... thank you for telling me exactly what i was kicking myself for. but: I thought she wrote the national anthem? No? okey doke. and, i don't get stoned, ever, i'm clean. and i'm in all honors. As for being a loser, it's a fact, i don't mind, and I'm not ashamed. Enjoy anger management!..............who's Kristina Emily?
You should have put Traditional as the original performer.
Oh, cannabis, our nice and lovely plant, true stoner love in all thy leaves command... Anyone wanna take it from there?
Hey,meister, I just read this and said to myself "hey, that's funny"and then i put all 5vs cuz hey, it's funny.If any 1 doesn't think so they need to get a sense of humor, like that guy who complainedabout the Katharyn Lee Bates thing. Keep writin.
i know its been a while since she wrote this, but GET A LIFE U NON-FUNLOVING BIOTCH
This was sent to me by a close friend of mine from MySpace. It's actually more beautiful (as a fan of weed/hemp/marijuana) than the original it's based on. This song or something like it should be the song all potheads should sing on July 4th!
I Agree :) good song, but I steer away from anything thats not pot or shrooms, :) Im a good lil stoner
My mom was a hippie, she says pot and shroomies only. She's gonna teach me how to roll a joint (I'm 13) Love this! 555 Hi Shay420! You have my name and my weed-creed. Okay Peace y'all
well this was f*****g lame, why would u write a Oh Cannabis song for "america the beautiful" f*****g d***h bag, it should of been done for Oh Canada, AND BTW UR A F*****G RETARD! WEED HAS NEVER EVER CAUSED LUNG DISEASE< TAKE ANOTHER PUFF OFF UR CIGARETTE THAT CAUSES THE DAMAGE!!!!@!!!!!!!!!!!#
I just love how people are always saying bad things to stoners, so im guessing these people sit behind a computer and search weed so they can be all big and bad and yell at stoners to feel important lol i think its sad, we dont let idiots like them get to us anyway. We know what weed does to us and the guy b4 was right there is no lung disease caused by smoking pot. and yes oh cannabis would be more like oh canada don't you think haha
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