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Song Parodies -> "Avocado"

Original Song Title:

"Desperado"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

EAGLES

Parody Song Title:

"Avocado"

Parody Written by:

Spoof-Man

The Lyrics

I'M BAAACK!!! The tittle idea came from an un-recorded "Weird Al" song by the same name and paroding the same song, look it up if you have too, it's all my words!
Avocado, why haven't you come back into season?
We've been out finding new menus for so long!!
Oh, and you're such a tasty one
But I know that you got to ripen'
And those things are pleasin' you
But there hurting us somehow

Don't you go and make bad decetions, boy
they'll eat you if there able
You know becoming guacamole isn't your best bet

Now it seems to me, some fine things
Have been laid upon the dinner t-a-a-ble
But you don't want to be the one that everyone ca-a-n eat
Avocado
(Gator solo)

Avocado, I can see you don't come back for a good rea-son!
So, don't come back when your ready, jump the gate
"Cous people may still be eatin', and there's no-one to help ya
So you better just run before somebody eats ya, It's never too l-a-a-te
Please tell me what you think!

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 5

Voting Breakdown

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Adagio - February 11, 2007 - Report this comment
Oops, a couple of years ago I wrote an "Avocado" parody to Desperado. Pretty good pacing, though and nice rhymes.
2Eagle - February 11, 2007 - Report this comment
Are you from the Southwest? It seems that everybody back east hates avocados.
The Charnstar - February 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Good stuff, 4-5-4
Adagio - February 12, 2007 - Report this comment
2Eagle...who are you talking to?
Michael Pacholek - February 12, 2007 - Report this comment
What you have is pretty good, but you left out a verse and a bridge. Gotta do the full song to get the five.
Spoof-Man - February 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Well you right, Michael. I did leave out the verse and the bridge, did that on perpuse becuse at the time I didn't want to bucher the origanal song to much becuse It's one of my favorite songs and plus when I got done I loved the song the way it was. Heres 5-5-5 for me anyway. 2Egale: your right, people from the Southwest hate avocados, thank god I'm not from there...I love avocados. Adagio: Thanks for the suport, I'm just glad I got out with out geting a guacamole stane on me!!! Thanks for the coments !!
Rocky Mak - September 10, 2008 - Report this comment
We should all give ourselves a pat on the back for completing a parody of Weird Al's. But who actually tried to record his/her own version?
Spoof-Man - January 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Rocky...I didn't finnish a Weird Al parody..I just got the idea from it!! Yes someone does need to record this!!
Frank - April 12, 2016 - Report this comment
I heard The Association do this in their show on 4/1/2016 and it was great and caught everyone by surprise!!!

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