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Song Parodies -> "How Do I Trump Thee?"
Original Song Title:
"How Do I Love Thee?"
Original Performer:
Elizabeth Barrett Browning
Parody Song Title:
"How Do I Trump Thee?"
Parody Written by:
Auntie Trohl
The Lyrics
How do I Trump thee? Let me count the ways
I Trump thee by hiding data from sight
My soul is so dark it admits no light
Nothing but lies stream from my fake tan face
I Trump thee by being a baiter of race
To please neo-Nazis and the alt-right
I Trump thee by being with Putin tight
I Trump thee by begging you for your praise
I Trump thee by being truly obtuse
By sucking up to phony men of faith
By giving for each bad deed an excuse
By snorting Adderall, a kind of meth
For rectitude I haven't any use
Under me the US heads toward its death
I Trump thee by hiding data from sight
My soul is so dark it admits no light
Nothing but lies stream from my fake tan face
I Trump thee by being a baiter of race
To please neo-Nazis and the alt-right
I Trump thee by being with Putin tight
I Trump thee by begging you for your praise
I Trump thee by being truly obtuse
By sucking up to phony men of faith
By giving for each bad deed an excuse
By snorting Adderall, a kind of meth
For rectitude I haven't any use
Under me the US heads toward its death
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I didn't know poems were allowed, but here's 5s anyways.
Certainly spoken poems are allowed. Any parody will do. I wrote a parody of "The Raven".
Cool, I'll have to check it out now.
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