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Song Parodies -> "These Droolish Things"
Original Song Title:
"These Foolish Things"
Original Performer:
Ella Fitzgerald
Parody Song Title:
"These Droolish Things"
Parody Written by:
Alvin Rhodes
The Lyrics
a cigar, lit, that will explode in faces
a whoopee cushion 'neath the sofa graces
the shock when canned snakes spring
these droolish things
remind me of you
a slab of plastic that resembles vomit
a piece of candy that has salt upon it
the joy a buzzer brings
these droolish things
remind me of you
you came
you saw
you suckered me
when you played jokes on me
i knew just what great friends we'd be
some flies in cubes of ice float in my daiquiri
a bar of soap that darkens you so blackly
the smell of stink bombs sure clings
these droolish things
remind me of you
the snake egg trick that's surely old as moses
a sudden squirt from a bouquet of roses
a shot of silly string
these droolish things
remind me of you
a whoopee cushion 'neath the sofa graces
the shock when canned snakes spring
these droolish things
remind me of you
a slab of plastic that resembles vomit
a piece of candy that has salt upon it
the joy a buzzer brings
these droolish things
remind me of you
you came
you saw
you suckered me
when you played jokes on me
i knew just what great friends we'd be
some flies in cubes of ice float in my daiquiri
a bar of soap that darkens you so blackly
the smell of stink bombs sure clings
these droolish things
remind me of you
the snake egg trick that's surely old as moses
a sudden squirt from a bouquet of roses
a shot of silly string
these droolish things
remind me of you
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Joke-ose. I like it.
Those who do jokes together, are good folks together
Jockularity - jockularity!
thanks john, AFW....and ...uh...father..lol
My favorite is the inked binoculars that Col. Potter on M*A*S*H looks through. Talk about jockularity. I did that with a telephone back in my USAF days in Nebraska. I'd lnk the phone and another airman would answer it getting ink all over his ear until one guy hit me in the back with the ear piece of the phone putting a permanent black ring on my uniform shirt. He didn't think it was all that funny but I still laughed because back in those days I didn't really give a shift. This is worthy of 5s. Fine job there alvin.
Awesome job Alvin. . .Jockularity eh? Well, creating words is a fun thing to do, anyhow--good job.
thanks guy (lol) i had a kaleidoscope that gave one a black eye....thanks dave
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