Days have come to a pretty pass
Our bodies are getting fat
For you’ve been eating junk and other fats
While I go for TV and chips

Goodness knows how our health may be
Oh I know that we ain’t fit
It looks as though we two will never be thin
Some change must begin

You like cardio and I like weights
You like crunches and I lift plates
Cardio, weights, crunches, plates
Let’s get the workout on

You use a treadmill, and I use the leg press
You use a stat. bike and I use the chest press
Treadmill, leg press, stat. bike, chest press
Let’s get the workout on

But oh, if we get the workout on
Then we will sweat
And oh, if we ever sweat then that means our shirts will be all wet

So if you like running and I like jogging
I’ll go running and give up jogging
For our bodies need activity so we
Better get the workout on
Let’s get the workout on

You like hiking and I love swimming
You’re rock climbing and I am spinning
Hiking, swimming, climbing, spinning
Let’s get the workout on

You like hurdles and I like the b-ball
You take karate and I take pilates
Karate, pilates, oh it burns calories
Let’s get the workout on

But oh, if we get the workout on
Then we will sweat
And oh, if we ever sweat then that means our shirts will be all wet

I like baseball and you love lacrosse
I do skiing and you motor cross
Baseball, lacrosse, skiing, motor cross
Let’s get the workout on

I like riding and you love dressage
I go trotting and you do passage
Riding, dressage, trotting, passage
Help your body, I’ll help mine

So if I go for upper and you go for lower
So all right no argument we’ll both work on lower
For our bodies need activity so we
Better get the workout on
Let’s get the workout on