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Grandma got run over by a freight train
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve,
You can say trains dont run on Main Street
But one look at the body, you'll believe.

She'd been slamming Jack and Red dog.
Though the doctor told her NO
and she took too much medication,
So she staggered out the door, the rest you know
When we found her Christmas morning,
down the road from our old shack.
she was parts upon the highway
And they carried her away inside a sack!.

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Now, we're all so mad at Grandpa,
He's just laughing and raising hell
See him polish his new pickup
Drinking beer and playing cards he says Oh Well
another Christmas without Grandma,
none of us really want her back.
And we just can't help but wonder,
where she hid all of the cash from selling crack.

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Now the family has no cable
cause Grandma must have spent her stash
had to save to pay the funeral
We wish that she had left us all her cash
I warned all my friends and neighbors,
yes this could happen to yourselves!
They should never give her Codeine
Cause Grandma drank it all and went to hell!
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Sing it, Grandpa!
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