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Song Parodies -> "Hand Job"

Original Song Title:

"Hound Dog"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:

"Hand Job"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

I asked the lady for a hand job,
wet, and not too dry,
I said hey baby give a hand job,
my skin is oh so dry
well you ain't bever thought about it
ain't never had a manicure
it just seems "not so guy"

they said it was low class,
asking for a rub,
but baby I show class,
cut me to the nubs
keep rubbin in the aloe
and my fingers will be fine



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Pacing: 3.3
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Overall Rating: 2.9

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Rick C - December 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Ha! Faked me out on this one! Great job...555
Larry Hensley - December 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Funny one

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