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Song Parodies -> "Screw Christmas"
Original Song Title:
"Blue Christmas"
Original Performer:
Elvis Presley
Parody Song Title:
"Screw Christmas"
Parody Written by:
Matthias
The Lyrics
Bah-Humbug!!!
I'll say just screw Christmas
Without food
Don't need no tree
No presents, no garland
Decorations away
In city's garbage heap
Don't need a reindeer
So San-ta pass up me
And when those few carolers start humming
I'll grab my hose, full blast and spray them
I'll be doing all right, with no Christmas in sight
Cause I said Screw, Screw, Screw, Screw Christmas
(Carolers Humming)
(Sound of a hose)
(Screaming)
(Evil Laughing)
No it won't be a plight, with no Christmas in sight
Cause I said Screw, Screw, Screw, Screw Christmas
Without food
Don't need no tree
No presents, no garland
Decorations away
In city's garbage heap
Don't need a reindeer
So San-ta pass up me
And when those few carolers start humming
I'll grab my hose, full blast and spray them
I'll be doing all right, with no Christmas in sight
Cause I said Screw, Screw, Screw, Screw Christmas
(Carolers Humming)
(Sound of a hose)
(Screaming)
(Evil Laughing)
No it won't be a plight, with no Christmas in sight
Cause I said Screw, Screw, Screw, Screw Christmas
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The only nit I'd think to pick is that the "Santa, pass up me" comes off awkwardly. Perhaps, "Santa, pass by me"? Just a thought. Otherwise, 555, and I feel your pain!
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