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Song Parodies -> "New Age Jews"

Original Song Title:

"Blue Suede Shoes"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:

"New Age Jews"

Parody Written by:

Kristof Robertson

The Lyrics

Scientology? Shmientology!! If you want to be running with the in-crowd...
There's a-one called Madonna
Two: Demi Moore
Three cheers, Kabbalah
Let's get hardcore!

So don't youstart dissin' New Age Jews
Buy a piece of red string, and hang out with them New Age Jews

You can be a Buddh-ist
Like Goldie or Gere
Follow Allah
And grow facial hair
Check out L. Ron if ya like Tom Cruise
Or pray to meet some Celebrity Jews!

Goyimwanna be New Age Jews
It's a gelt-trip for sure, but don't kvetch 'bout New Age Jews

Come on down, convert
No regrets
Synagogues roll out the red car-pets
Old Testament has become big news
So uh-oh, oy vey, lay offa dem Jews

There's big bucksreelin' in New Age Jews
Though the water ain't free, have a drink with them New Age Jews

New, new.New Age Jews..

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Johnny D - February 02, 2006 - Report this comment
Kristof, 555 both for this cool parody AND for the cool synchronicity you and I find ourselves in today --- check out my parody of Madonna's song "Borderline" !
John Barry - February 02, 2006 - Report this comment
Excellent social satire. 5s
Royce Miller - February 02, 2006 - Report this comment
inspired
alvin rhodes - February 02, 2006 - Report this comment
rollicking fun
MasonR - February 02, 2006 - Report this comment
Very funny--interesting irony that it turns out Elvis was Jewish on his mother's side. Fact check: Although she's an avid follower of the teachings of the Kaballa Center, Madonna hasn't converted to Judaism.
Red Ant - February 02, 2006 - Report this comment
It seems to me that some in Hollywood are taking up religion as a trend or fad, which is laughable and needs to be made fun of. 5s
AFW - February 02, 2006 - Report this comment
Definitely kosher...excellent work...fives
Matthias - February 02, 2006 - Report this comment
Oy, vey... Kristof you are such a Shlemiel... not at all goyim... keep this up and you'll have noshing to worry about....
Phil Alexander - February 02, 2006 - Report this comment
:-D
Rick C - February 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Splendid! :-) 555
Stuart McArthur - February 03, 2006 - Report this comment
haven't commented for a while, I read the first verse, and I'm in wonderful Kristof-land again - that's one of the best starts to a parody I've seen, oh master - 555
Larry Hensley - February 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Funny, 555's

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