Song Parodies -> "Love Me, Ninja"

Original Song Title:

"Love Me Tender"

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Original Performer:

"Love Me, Ninja"

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The Lyrics

Brokeback Mountain didn't win many Oscars for one simple reason...great premise, wrong genre. If it were a gay martial arts film...now that's a winner!!!

Love me, ninja
Guy on guy
Don't be meek and coy
I could be your samurai
Or hot geisha boy

Love me, ninja
Garb of noir
Makes you look so svelte
Put away your throwing star
Loosen my black belt

Love me covert
Love me sly
In my room today
Numchukkas unfurled...oh my!
Please teach me "the way"...

Love me, ninja
Leave no trace
As the sun sinks west
Though I've never seen your face
I've seen all the rest

Love me, big boy!
Love me long!
Woo me with your skills
Brokeback cowboys got it wrong
Ninja nookie sells!!!

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Rex - March 22, 2006 - Report this comment

Hee and hee. (Or is that hee on hee?) However, can you really do anything with numb chukkas?

John Barry - March 22, 2006 - Report this comment

I assume the screenplay is in the works? "Hung Fu"? Very funny for fives.

alvin rhodes - March 22, 2006 - Report this comment

great concept

Red Ant - March 22, 2006 - Report this comment

"Though I've never seen your face/I've seen all the rest", "love me long!" and "Ninja nookie sells!!!" were great gets. You are wise in the ways of the art, Kristof-son. Wax on, wax off. 5s.

Tommy Turtle - March 22, 2006 - Report this comment

Ahh, Grasshopper, your parody is well worth considering.... Five fingers, each a dagger, Five hands, each a knife, Five arms, each a sword...
BTW, "somebody" did "Brokenback (sic) Mountain" to an OS contemporary to this one..... might like it...

Larry Hensley - March 23, 2006 - Report this comment

Funny

Stuart McArthur - March 23, 2006 - Report this comment

you definitely have a way with suggestive, naughty lyrics, Kristof - very concise and funny throughout - 555

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