go fetch my waders, rover
and grab my fur hat too
huntin's bliss...and i just can't miss
with a wood duck call to cue

i'm gonna seize my whittled wood duck call
uh huh huh...it sounds just right
i'll squawk that wood duck call
and watch the poultry fall
i have...(i have)...a goal...(a goal)...of five

don't wanna yell or holler
laugh or call out or sing
with quietness, you'll soon be blessed
and up that gun will swing

i'm gonna seize my whittled wood duck call
uh huh huh...there's ducks in sight
i'll squawk that wood duck call
and soon there's bodies sprawled
i'll have...(i'll have)...a roast...(a roast)...tonight

didn't cost a dad-blamed penny
cause with wood, i have a way
but lord, its worth
all the gold on earth
when it comes to huntin' day

i'm gonna seize my whittled wood duck call
uh huh huh...and just sit tight
i'll squawk that wood duck call
and through the marshes, crawl
i have...(i have)...a goal...(a goal)...of five