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Song Parodies -> "Outhouse Walk"
Original Song Title:
"Jailhouse Rock"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Elvis Presley
Parody Song Title:
"Outhouse Walk"
Parody Written by:
Alvin Rhodes
The Lyrics
i gotta use the potty, but its down the trail
a little shack, so bare, the odor hardly veiled
i have no plumbin' inside...or the cash to spring
i've only got this mock-up restroom thing
it rocks...cause its loose on its blocks
everybody at my farmhouse squawks
when chancin' that ol' outhouse walk
spiders always play around that rancid zone
little joe was bitten on the ol' tailbone
another boy fell in and he went crash boom bang
he crawled out, dejected, and like poop, he stank
it rocks...cause its loose on its blocks
everybody at my farmhouse squawks
when chancin' that ol' outhouse walk
number two is never fun and fancy free
when you shoot or spray turds, you will never feel glee
i sure hate the sight of that facility
i really dread that outhouse walk, you see
it rocks...cause its loose on its blocks
everybody at my farmhouse squawks
when chancin' that ol' outhouse walk
a sad sack was sittin' on that rotten throne
way over in the corner was a rat, full blown
the fella said, "hey buddy, you had best take care
if i can't find no paper, i may use your hair"
it rocks...cause its loose on its blocks
everybody at my farmhouse squawks
when chancin' that ol' outhouse walk
shifty flimsy shed has bugs, for heavens sake
and its crooked, all askance and none too straight
cruddy, truly stinky and it can't be fixed
the health department show up and it might get nixed
it rocks...cause its loose on its blocks
everybody at my farmhouse squawks
when chancin' that ol' outhouse walk
chancin' that ol' outhouse walk
chancin' that ol' outhouse walk
chancin' that ol' outhouse walk
a little shack, so bare, the odor hardly veiled
i have no plumbin' inside...or the cash to spring
i've only got this mock-up restroom thing
it rocks...cause its loose on its blocks
everybody at my farmhouse squawks
when chancin' that ol' outhouse walk
spiders always play around that rancid zone
little joe was bitten on the ol' tailbone
another boy fell in and he went crash boom bang
he crawled out, dejected, and like poop, he stank
it rocks...cause its loose on its blocks
everybody at my farmhouse squawks
when chancin' that ol' outhouse walk
number two is never fun and fancy free
when you shoot or spray turds, you will never feel glee
i sure hate the sight of that facility
i really dread that outhouse walk, you see
it rocks...cause its loose on its blocks
everybody at my farmhouse squawks
when chancin' that ol' outhouse walk
a sad sack was sittin' on that rotten throne
way over in the corner was a rat, full blown
the fella said, "hey buddy, you had best take care
if i can't find no paper, i may use your hair"
it rocks...cause its loose on its blocks
everybody at my farmhouse squawks
when chancin' that ol' outhouse walk
shifty flimsy shed has bugs, for heavens sake
and its crooked, all askance and none too straight
cruddy, truly stinky and it can't be fixed
the health department show up and it might get nixed
it rocks...cause its loose on its blocks
everybody at my farmhouse squawks
when chancin' that ol' outhouse walk
chancin' that ol' outhouse walk
chancin' that ol' outhouse walk
chancin' that ol' outhouse walk
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I know the feeling of that in the crack of your @$$ when diarrhea comes in. 666 wait.... 555-GOOD CALL NOW!
fun to stink along to. ;-) 555
If you think this is Song of the Month material... you might be a redneck, but not necessarily! Alvin, this song might be full of crap, but you come out smelling like a rose!
Rocks n' stinks at the same time! 555
Great Job. I've had to take that walk before
I might have seen the same spiders at the gas station bathroom.
Loved the chorus!
This is a five-holer! Reminds me a a joke: Elephant's walking through the jungle. Approaches various animals and asks each: "Mr. XXXXX, when you take a dump, does the sh*t stick to your fur?" They all say, "No." Finally, he approaches a large squirrel and makes his now-standard inquiry. The squirrel replies, "Why, yes, Mr. elephant, and it's a terrible problem, isn't it?" The elephant grabs the squirrel, wipes his butt with it, and says, "Not anymore!"
thanks norman johnny michael yoidy crazy8snake ann merry and john
Outstanding
You've done a great job, here...if it's a two holer..two great jobs.
Eau de outhouse. Ain't that Toilet Water? lol. The crapper may stink, but this sure doesn't. Good job 555
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