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Song Parodies -> "Karl Rove: All Hooked Up"
Original Song Title:
"All Shook Up"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Elvis Presley
Parody Song Title:
"Karl Rove: All Hooked Up"
Parody Written by:
Stormin Norman the nag
The Lyrics
From the "ELV1S" CD version...original released 50 years ago 3-22-1957
A-well they purged those souls
Whatta comedy
For sticking to the law not to Forty-Three
His friends face an axing Miers got plugged
But not Rove
He's all hooked up
Mm-hmm, ooh, yeah yeah… yeah
White House hands are dirty and their reasons weak
They can't seem to stand honest scrutiny
Who do you sink when you're all corrupt?
Well not Rove
He's all hooked up
Mm-hmm, ooh, yeah yeah… yeah
You need not ask me why he won't resign
Karl's really mixed up but he's Bush's mind
When he's near the swirl the guy's unvexed
Bye, Libby, Rummy, who cares? Speedy's next
Well he hatched a plan oh what a cheesy plot
Karl slipped some lines in the new Patriot
He ought to pay you see the jig is up
But it's Rove
He's all hooked up
Mm-hmm, ooh, yeah yeah… yeah
Ms. Lam gets slimed while a spy gets leaked
Iglesias pays chez Domenici
There's only one cure for this body of crime
That's to have that churl Bush's Brain do time
He hatched a plan and what a cheesy plot
Karl slipped some lines in the new Patriot
He ought to pay you see the jig is up
But it's Rove
He's all hooked up
Mm-hmm, ooh, yeah yeah… yeah
Mm-hmm, ooh, yeah yeah…
He's all hooked up
Whatta comedy
For sticking to the law not to Forty-Three
His friends face an axing Miers got plugged
But not Rove
He's all hooked up
Mm-hmm, ooh, yeah yeah… yeah
White House hands are dirty and their reasons weak
They can't seem to stand honest scrutiny
Who do you sink when you're all corrupt?
Well not Rove
He's all hooked up
Mm-hmm, ooh, yeah yeah… yeah
You need not ask me why he won't resign
Karl's really mixed up but he's Bush's mind
When he's near the swirl the guy's unvexed
Bye, Libby, Rummy, who cares? Speedy's next
Well he hatched a plan oh what a cheesy plot
Karl slipped some lines in the new Patriot
He ought to pay you see the jig is up
But it's Rove
He's all hooked up
Mm-hmm, ooh, yeah yeah… yeah
Ms. Lam gets slimed while a spy gets leaked
Iglesias pays chez Domenici
There's only one cure for this body of crime
That's to have that churl Bush's Brain do time
He hatched a plan and what a cheesy plot
Karl slipped some lines in the new Patriot
He ought to pay you see the jig is up
But it's Rove
He's all hooked up
Mm-hmm, ooh, yeah yeah… yeah
Mm-hmm, ooh, yeah yeah…
He's all hooked up
Elvis has left the building. the_nag
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Thank you very much. The 50th Anniversary of Elvis' 1956-57 revolution is passing with very little fanfare. Hopefully, the passing of Rove will come soon, and have plenty.
Many fine lines, but this one was stellar: Iglesias pays chez Domenici.
love the churl bush brain! 555
Good stuff...
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