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Song Parodies -> "Drugs Ain't Cool"
Original Song Title:
"Don't Be Cruel"
Original Performer:
Elvis Presley
Parody Song Title:
"Drugs Ain't Cool"
Parody Written by:
Alvin Rhodes
The Lyrics
you know i could be found
sittin' home very stoned
but now i've come around
i leave that stuff alone
drugs ain't cool
they just make ya drool
hobbies that once made me glad
are something i now think bad
all those things are in the past
the future looks bright ahead
drugs ain't cool
they just make ya drool
well, its life that i now love
things that would confuse, i've given up
i was thinkin' oddly
drugs made me reel and sway
i was overdosed so ugly
and so, i've put them away
drugs ain't cool
they just make ya drool
they'll tear your life apart
i'd rather be straight, baby
cross my heart
i don't want to preach here
forgive me if i do
drugs that use to have me
right out the door, i threw
drugs ain't cool
they just make ya drool
well, its life that i now love
things that would confuse, i've given up
drugs ain't cool
they just make ya drool
well, its life that i now love
things that would confuse, i've given up
sittin' home very stoned
but now i've come around
i leave that stuff alone
drugs ain't cool
they just make ya drool
hobbies that once made me glad
are something i now think bad
all those things are in the past
the future looks bright ahead
drugs ain't cool
they just make ya drool
well, its life that i now love
things that would confuse, i've given up
i was thinkin' oddly
drugs made me reel and sway
i was overdosed so ugly
and so, i've put them away
drugs ain't cool
they just make ya drool
they'll tear your life apart
i'd rather be straight, baby
cross my heart
i don't want to preach here
forgive me if i do
drugs that use to have me
right out the door, i threw
drugs ain't cool
they just make ya drool
well, its life that i now love
things that would confuse, i've given up
drugs ain't cool
they just make ya drool
well, its life that i now love
things that would confuse, i've given up
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There's room for all sorts of PC here in this JOINT community called amiright methinks. :-P
Drugs aint cool, but your parody is. I should send this to the local board of education.
thanks peter and 2eagle
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