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Song Parodies -> "Break My Finger"
Original Song Title:
"Love Me Tender"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Elvis Presley
Parody Song Title:
"Break My Finger"
Parody Written by:
Jack Cherrix
The Lyrics
My music hobby is performing old songs (mainly 30’s through 70’s). I write funny parodies for some of them. I change the song’s serious theme to something funny but retain original lyrics and rhyme as much as possible. This one got started by changing the song theme from "love me tender" to "break my finger".
Break my finger, mash my feet
Stand upon my toe
This will make my life complete
For I love you so
CHORUS
Break my finger, pull my hair
My weird dreams fulfill
A masochism love affair
Where each pain’s a thrill
Break my finger, bite my tongue
Acid wash my heart
Your whips and chains have just begun
To show we’ll never part.
(CHORUS)
Break my finger, pull my hair
My weird dreams fulfill
A masochism love affair
Where each pain’s a thrill
Break my finger, pierce my ear
Drop me down a mine
So I can treasure all the years
While you’re doing time
(CHORUS)
Break my finger, pull my hair
My weird dreams fulfill
A masochism love affair
Where each pain’s a thrill
When I’m dying of the flu
Darling this I know
You’ll put some poison in the stew
To make sure I go
(CHORUS)
Break my finger, pull my hair
My weird dreams fulfill
A masochism love affair
Where each pain’s a thrill
Stand upon my toe
This will make my life complete
For I love you so
CHORUS
Break my finger, pull my hair
My weird dreams fulfill
A masochism love affair
Where each pain’s a thrill
Break my finger, bite my tongue
Acid wash my heart
Your whips and chains have just begun
To show we’ll never part.
(CHORUS)
Break my finger, pull my hair
My weird dreams fulfill
A masochism love affair
Where each pain’s a thrill
Break my finger, pierce my ear
Drop me down a mine
So I can treasure all the years
While you’re doing time
(CHORUS)
Break my finger, pull my hair
My weird dreams fulfill
A masochism love affair
Where each pain’s a thrill
When I’m dying of the flu
Darling this I know
You’ll put some poison in the stew
To make sure I go
(CHORUS)
Break my finger, pull my hair
My weird dreams fulfill
A masochism love affair
Where each pain’s a thrill
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painfully funny !
I did my time in the tower of Dark Loneliness, Sir; and it t still pains me so!
This was quite bizarre, and enjoyable :) "Drop me down a mine" seemed a tad extreme, but it made me laugh :)
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