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Song Parodies -> "Shed of Hair"
Original Song Title:
"Teddy Bear"
Original Performer:
Elvis Presley
Parody Song Title:
"Shed of Hair"
Parody Written by:
Stan Hall
The Lyrics
Gotta take if all off for my girl, including, I guess (or especially?) the hair shirt donned as preemptive penance for anticipated naughtiness. :-)
Her mandate:
Her mandate:
"Shed of Hair"
Baby let me see
your body shed of hair.
foot to brain no down should deck
you. Need a tub of Nair®?
Oh, let me see
you shed of hair.
Don’t wanna see your thigh furred.
Try a pate (nude coif).
Es ist mein Design:
vom Haar haben Sie kein --
shave it all off.
I just wanna see
your body bare.
Cut that mane from crown and neck
no need you chin to spare
Oh let me see
You shed of hair.
Baby get thee free of down, I’d love the sight.
Shun your ringlets, shoo thy hair …
we’ll rut all thru’ the night.
Oh let me see
you shed of hair
Don't wanna see a shred of hair.
Baby let me see
your body shed of hair.
foot to brain no down should deck
you. Need a tub of Nair®?
Oh, let me see
you shed of hair.
Don’t wanna see your thigh furred.
Try a pate (nude coif).
Es ist mein Design:
vom Haar haben Sie kein --
shave it all off.
I just wanna see
your body bare.
Cut that mane from crown and neck
no need you chin to spare
Oh let me see
You shed of hair.
Baby get thee free of down, I’d love the sight.
Shun your ringlets, shoo thy hair …
we’ll rut all thru’ the night.
Oh let me see
you shed of hair
Don't wanna see a shred of hair.
© Stan Hall
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Yeah - and I guess you thought Britney looked good with a shaved cranium. But it is still a hair razing tale, or should I say tail?
Loved the 2nd German line:
"vom Haar haben Sie kein"
It fit perfectly into the flow. Nice touch, Stan.
Loved the 2nd German line:
"vom Haar haben Sie kein"
It fit perfectly into the flow. Nice touch, Stan.
dug it...didn't get the german bit though
Alvin - The line basically or leterally means "Your hair have you none". It goes way better in German than English.
. . . Cowboy Dave is that you out there??
Sir Stan . . . this is cute, however, in German "haar' means rabbit; so Happy Easter, Sir, from your smoooth Bunny!!
Danke, KleineHaar, aber das ist nicht wahr. Hare -> Hasen (oder Feldhasen). Hair -> Haar. :-)
... but a Happy Easter to you, too, o Hasen ohne Haar.
... but a Happy Easter to you, too, o Hasen ohne Haar.
Sir Stan, so Sorry . . my German is verrrrry rusty since my family is shrinking . . . but in Dutch 'haar' means hare, as in wild rabbit.. Please accept my apology Sir, for my mistake!You're correct: haS is the German word for hare or rabbit. ~sB~
Hardee Haar Haar. Sehr komisch.
Macht micht, Cakes, wirklich ist mein Deutsch auch sehr schlecht, und ich spreche nicht Nederlandisch. :-)
Yeah - What Stan just said - That Nederlandisch Sctuff ist allus Greek to me.
Der katze sei in der keller und das bürgermeister ist kaput. aufhören fickin ringsherum schon.
No more calls, I hairby declare you the winner
A rollickin' follicin' freaky funfest... let the fur fly as it may... This genre, sir, (hir)suits you to a tea!
Good job Stan. I should have hairied here earlier, fast Freddy took the joke I was intending to use, waah.
Thanks, AFW, Freddy, Pippin.
And, hey, Pippin .. where ya been? I've missed seeing you and Merry, individually in comments and together in parody submissions.
And, hey, Pippin .. where ya been? I've missed seeing you and Merry, individually in comments and together in parody submissions.
. . on second viewing . . . this becomes rather ~Malcolm-esque~ . . .
Stan, Merry has been relocating to (back) to Ohio, I have been a bit consumed by work. Merry is *hopeful* of being back online by the end of this week, hopefully we can get back into it once and for all then.
PIppin -- that sounds good. You both must know your fans miss your merry parodies, every one a pip. :-)
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