-> "Rub Me Tender"
Original Song Title:
"Love Me Tender"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Rub Me Tender"
The Lyrics
rub me tender,
rub me sweet,
massage my old bones
don't you hear them groan and creak,
ignore my soft groans..
rub me tender, do my knees,
rub my thighs of steel
don't forget to do my toes,
them I can not feel
rub me tender, rub me long
roll me over quick
do the front now
swelling up
do I make you sick?
rub me tender, rub my skin,
wrinkles may go flat
rub my belly, ass and hips,
god I look so fat..
rub me tender, rub me here
you do that so well
aloe lotions always nice,
some of them will smell
rub me tender, wash me off,
oily stuff will slip
grab my towel, hand it here
or on the floor I'll drip
when at last my dear, we're through,
daring, this I'll know
strip down now and I'll do you
rub you nice and slow...
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