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Song Parodies -> "Home Sweet School"
Original Song Title:
"Don't Be Cruel"
Original Performer:
Elvis Presley
Parody Song Title:
"Home Sweet School"
Parody Written by:
Ethan Mawyer
The Lyrics
Second in a series of 54 - I'm writing a parody of a top ten song in order starting from 1955.
The Earth has been around
For like six thousand years
Can't explain thunder's sound
But rain is angel tears
Home sweet school
It's what smart kids do
Lava from a volcano
Means that the Lord is mad
I learned just say no
Illegal drugs are all bad
Home sweet school
Where we start at two
And we finish up at four
Learning's less important than my chores
Mark Twain is forbidden
And so is George Orwell
The sole Mark that is permitted
Wrote one quarter of the Gos-pel
Home sweet school
Web is censored too
Conservapedia's
The best web site for learning
So says Ma
Never dealt with teasing
Or any major stress
I'm glad that I'm sheltered
Out there I'd be a mess
Home sweet school
Language never blue
Ain't no other kids around
To knock me off my high moral ground
Home sweet school
Where we Darwin boo
Home sweet school
Matthew, Mark & Luke
Ain't no other books for me
I'll go to Bob Jones Uni-
Versity
For like six thousand years
Can't explain thunder's sound
But rain is angel tears
Home sweet school
It's what smart kids do
Lava from a volcano
Means that the Lord is mad
I learned just say no
Illegal drugs are all bad
Home sweet school
Where we start at two
And we finish up at four
Learning's less important than my chores
Mark Twain is forbidden
And so is George Orwell
The sole Mark that is permitted
Wrote one quarter of the Gos-pel
Home sweet school
Web is censored too
Conservapedia's
The best web site for learning
So says Ma
Never dealt with teasing
Or any major stress
I'm glad that I'm sheltered
Out there I'd be a mess
Home sweet school
Language never blue
Ain't no other kids around
To knock me off my high moral ground
Home sweet school
Where we Darwin boo
Home sweet school
Matthew, Mark & Luke
Ain't no other books for me
I'll go to Bob Jones Uni-
Versity
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I was home schooled from eighth grade on. They refused to help with my learning problems and kept passing me when I fluncked. I was never allowed to pray at school but I did anyway.
Yeah, . . . I am the product of the Catholic School system . . . . along with Hitler, Stalin & Mussolini . . . sorry JJ & Dear Heart !
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