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Song Parodies -> "Crushed, My Fender"

Original Song Title:

"Love Me Tender"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:

"Crushed, My Fender"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

crushed, my fender
crushed, complete
bent up by the blow
contact made just down the street
wish it wasn't so

crushed, my fender
crushed, its true
warped and creamed, when drilled
but my car shall rise anew
my insurance billed

crushed, my fender
crushed all wrong
taken near apart
have repaired before too long
but right now, it smarts

crushed, my fender
crushed in two
least i wasn't killed
but i'm snarling...that was rude
driver was unskilled

crushed, my fender
crushed, i fear
smashed, this car of mine
though i've had it many years
cherry, till this time

crushed, my fender
crushed, i'm blue
least no blood was spilled
still its left me quite subdued
guess i'm nervous still

can they match this shade of blue ?
hopefully, they'll know
praying they will follow through
so it doesn't show

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LilFenderBendTrix - September 15, 2008 - Report this comment
. . . Ohhhh, let me kiss your fender, Sir Alvin, that'll make it all better !
alvin - September 15, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks LilFenderBendTrix...bless you...lol
AFW - September 15, 2008 - Report this comment
I read this and had an auto body experience..very unique
John Barry - September 15, 2008 - Report this comment
This parody needs no repair.
alvin - September 15, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks AFW....lol...thanks john
Invisible Boy - September 15, 2008 - Report this comment
Funny....I'm just glad you're OK
Does this mean you're back to hitch-hiking ?
alvin - September 15, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks IB....taking the bus
Ann Hammond - September 15, 2008 - Report this comment
he he
Andy Primus - September 15, 2008 - Report this comment
The unskilled offender should be crushed in the breaker's yard along with their car
alvin - September 16, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks ann and andy...i like your thinking
Michael Pacholek - September 26, 2008 - Report this comment
I'd say Pete Townshend would approve, but he tended to crush Gibsons and Rickenbackers. Keith Moon? He was known to crush a fender.
alvin - September 27, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks michael...lol...indeed

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