Buy myself bagels from the store
From the store, oh yeah
Got a whole cream cheese that ready spread
So forget about that Spam
There's a thousand toasters waitin' out there
And they're all waitin' for bagels to be shared
And I just happen to have bagels to share
People love bagels! People love bagels!
How I wish that there were more
Than one dozen bagels in a bag
Even if there were forty more
I wouldn't waste a single, yeah
Oh, there's butter and cream cheese and strawberry jam
You can even try green eggs and ham
All you need's bagels, just forget about that Spam!
People love bagels! People love bagels!
People love bagels, it's a fact of life
Spread cream cheese on it with a butter knife
Or you could just eat it plain
People love bagels until half past midnight time
I go to Super 1 to buy mine
If you eat 'em once
You'll just have to eat 'em again
I've got no need for Spam
I eat 'em with jelly and jam
If it costs me my last dime
Nothing but bagels, well
I'll always have something for eatin' time
I eat 'em with everything I've got
Stick 'em in the toaster so they're nice and hot
Spend my life eating bagels a lot
People love bagels! People love bagels!
People, people love bagels!!!