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Song Parodies -> "Heartbreak Assisted Living Facility"
Original Song Title:
"Heartbreak Hotel"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Elvis Presley
Parody Song Title:
"Heartbreak Assisted Living Facility"
Parody Written by:
WC Thomas
The Lyrics
HEARTBREAK ASSISTED LIVING FACILITY
W.C. Thomas
Kiev-August ‘08
Well since I wrecked the Buick
My kids found a new place for me
It’s down at the end of lonely street at
Heartbreak Assisted Living Facility
If I could only baby
If I could only
If I could only remember
My own name
They take us walking at the mall
I got Velcro straps across my shoes
I’m wearing some kind of checkered hat
All the ladies’ hair is blue
If I could only baby….
They roll me down to bingo
They serve me supper right at five
This place ain’t bad except for just one thing
No one gets out of here alive
If I could only baby.….
So if your grandma leaves your granddad
And he needs a new place to be
Then roll him right down lonely street to
Heartbreak Assisted Living Facility
If I could only baby…..
W.C. Thomas
Kiev-August ‘08
Well since I wrecked the Buick
My kids found a new place for me
It’s down at the end of lonely street at
Heartbreak Assisted Living Facility
If I could only baby
If I could only
If I could only remember
My own name
They take us walking at the mall
I got Velcro straps across my shoes
I’m wearing some kind of checkered hat
All the ladies’ hair is blue
If I could only baby….
They roll me down to bingo
They serve me supper right at five
This place ain’t bad except for just one thing
No one gets out of here alive
If I could only baby.….
So if your grandma leaves your granddad
And he needs a new place to be
Then roll him right down lonely street to
Heartbreak Assisted Living Facility
If I could only baby…..
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I don't think the Elvis generation is quite ready for that, but it won't be long.
I guess this is what one calls pre-graveyard humor. :-) Fact is, having seen more than near enough firsthand closely enough what could be coming thru' the experience of friends, acquaintances, and loved ones in various levels of "elder care facilities," it'd be pretty unfaceable sans a bit of humor while I'm still capable of any.
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